#dash:diego

[ailsbroch]

@thediegodevil:

Haven’t you ever heard that pain is beauty?

Haven’t you noticed that there’s a lot of beauty around here to get through, though?

[selenasrivera]

@thediegodevil:

If that’s honestly your opinion of me, I’d say you know what you’re talking about for sure. Well, almost for sure - why am I close to the perfect guy but not the perfect guy? What would bridge the gap? Because if it’s shaving the stashe, I revoke my calling you a visionary.

What? No, no, I love the stache, it sets you apart from other guys! It was just leaving a little bit of leeway room -- the world claims no one is perfect, so I figured there must be something about you that’s a teeny tiny itty bitty bit off, even if I haven’t ever been able to find such a thing. 

[facilierscelia]

@thediegodevil​:

Girl, I got some news for you about what feels like a minor. Three years is a hell of a distinction when one of you just entered college and one of you is about to leave it.

So? Don’t need to be spreading lies about us being underage. Plus, killing us all just ‘cause you’re an old fart and we ain’t? Ice cold, dude.

[cassidystabbington]

@thediegodevil​:

You know killing someone once is enough for them to stay dead, right?

Not in Auradon, it’s not!