#dash:waldo

[marykatehood]

@whereswaldohatter:

Hey, it’s all good. You asked for help, and I provided, it can be that simple sometimes. You’re welcome.

You’re the real MVP. You know who should also try coming to my defense sometime? Idk, my bff Blake! That whole thing being a disaster was definitely his fault, I’m great.

[leilaniwaialiki]

PRIVATE | WALDANI

@whereswaldohatter: 

I never thought I’d say this in a non-gross context, but holes are holes, Leilani. You don’t have to say anything about this, I don’t want to make you veer close to bad best friend territory at all, you two having each other is incredibly groovy. I just wanted to thank you for, you know, opening my eyes. Not that there weren’t signs. She’s kind of dating someone else, isn’t she? And doesn’t want to show her face after the love spelledness? She wasn’t telling me in a language that I understood, but I get it now. I promise it’s okay. I just read the universe wrong. Um, do you know if there’s a chance that she’ll talk to me again? Like, at all, ever? Just to know, you know.

Well... yeah, kind of! But she’s not all the way dating someone else, and I just think you’ve got it all backwards. I mean, I shouldn’t tell you to pursue her or anything because I know she does like Andy, but you really don’t think she likes you too? What did she say to you that’s got you seeming so sad? Sad Waldo is so... not something I’ve ever had to see before, it’s kind of disarming. Are you okay? Would you be okay if I said of course I think she’d talk to you again?