Text || Lydo
Lyra: The ticket read “Found nude in a tree"
Lyra: I understand the nude part but why were you in a tree?
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Text || Lydo
Lyra: The ticket read “Found nude in a tree"
Lyra: I understand the nude part but why were you in a tree?
Text || Spaldo
Sparrow: Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Don't know if anyone actually attempted it though.
text 💬 waverly
Haverly: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing. There's never a dull moment with you, is there?
text 💬 turdo
Turtle: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant.
Turtle: I think they just haven't figured out how to unlock male pregnancy symbols yet, though.
Maybe this was a bad idea. Mary Kate had, in fact, told her that creating drinking games to avoid your feelings at a wedding was definitely a bad idea, but Leilani wasn’t always the best at listening. Besides, the game wasn’t about her feelings -- it was about Will and Blake, and everyone else celebrating the love the two of them shared. Whatever was going on inside of Lei’s own heart was so not relevant at the moment.
And so, as the toasts to the two grooms began, she scooted over to make room on her chair, waving towards Waldo and patting the spot next to her to indicate that he should come join her and play the game they’d created. Her smile was maybe a little too bright, and her heart was maybe beating a little faster than it should with anticipation, but Leilani ignored that, deciding there was no way she was letting anything go wrong at this wedding. Wedding-ruining was a thing of her past, and enjoying herself with the people who made her happiest was a thing of her present.
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text = maldo
Mal: [📎 IMG_081919(5).jpg ]
Mal: Just a small token of appreciation for you and Mary Jane for helping me out with my artist block. What do you think?
text 💬! emdo
Emmett: Who the fuck wears as many snapbacks as you do without at least being a fraternity first? Like, what ARE you, dude?
TEXT ✉️💀 BERDO
Bernie: I DID A SPLIT WHILE I WAS HIGH BUT NOW I'M NOT HIGH ANYMORE AND I'M STUCK, WHAT DO I DO?