#whereswaldohatter

[dumturtle]

text 💬 turdo

Turtle: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant.

Turtle: I think they just haven't figured out how to unlock male pregnancy symbols yet, though.

[leilaniwaialiki]

Maybe this was a bad idea. Mary Kate had, in fact, told her that creating drinking games to avoid your feelings at a wedding was definitely a bad idea, but Leilani wasn’t always the best at listening. Besides, the game wasn’t about her feelings -- it was about Will and Blake, and everyone else celebrating the love the two of them shared. Whatever was going on inside of Lei’s own heart was so not relevant at the moment.

And so, as the toasts to the two grooms began, she scooted over to make room on her chair, waving towards Waldo and patting the spot next to her to indicate that he should come join her and play the game they’d created. Her smile was maybe a little too bright, and her heart was maybe beating a little faster than it should with anticipation, but Leilani ignored that, deciding there was no way she was letting anything go wrong at this wedding. Wedding-ruining was a thing of her past, and enjoying herself with the people who made her happiest was a thing of her present. 

@whereswaldohatter

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬! emdo

Emmett: Who the fuck wears as many snapbacks as you do without at least being a fraternity first? Like, what ARE you, dude?

[berniewijanto]

TEXT ✉️💀 BERDO

Bernie: I DID A SPLIT WHILE I WAS HIGH BUT NOW I'M NOT HIGH ANYMORE AND I'M STUCK, WHAT DO I DO?

[selenasrivera]

TEXT ✉️✘ SELDO

Selena: I tried engaging in the illegal substance that you're so fond of and it made me MORE ANXIOUS instead of less! Isn't that the opposite of how it's supposed to work? Why does your green friend HATE ME?

[vitanikiwa]

TEXT 😩 WALTANI

Waldo: ur all good, girl! honestly thats a little weird since its usually smoking too much smoke or too hard that messes with ear canals but its defo not permanent! whered u get ur edible from? sounds like u could use some better stuff.

Vitani: idk some stoner prince from camelot or prydain or something!!! WHAT IF I GOT TOO MUCH WATER IN MY EAR FROM SWIMMING ALL SUMMER AND FUCKED UP MY EAR CANAL OR SOMETHING?

[harlowtriton]

📱 + Waldo

17. A comforting text

✉️  → waldo: God, don’t like, cry about it or anything. There are a million other hats just like it on Amazon. Seriously, there are 17 more of that exact same hat in stock right now.

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[bobotomago]

📱 + Waldo

2. A sad text

✉️  → waldo: Dude, falling down a rabbit hole really doesn’t seem like the best way to get places. Do you think anything’s ever died on the way down? Like, have you ever just caught a dead puppy or something that fell in the hole by mistake? 

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