#dash; cari

[haizstcinfeld]

@carifletch

I’ve desperately needed some off time, or I think I was on the verge of a full on crash to the ground. I’ve slept so much the last couple of days, just ask Sophie. So, once we get through the holiday, we can work on those songs! Oh, shit. Careful what you wish for there, I don’t like to shut up when it comes to talking about her.

Oh geez, that wouldn't have been too good, but hey, at least you would have then gotten a good amount of sleep, just you know, from the floor and if nobody was around to witness the crashing, they might panic, no biggie. I have plenty of questions to ask her, I'll just add that one to the list. Awesome! Sounds like a plan! That's fucking adorable, tell me all the things because I already love her and adore you so this is amazing.

[haizstcinfeld]

@carifletch

We can be mutually obsessed with each other, I love it. I’ve got absolutely nothing to do for the next several months, so we can make this happen now. Bet. Doing it for them all, it’s what they deserve.

That's the best plan ever right there. Oh! A free bird, that's awesome because I have the next few days free, things are calming down a bit now which I'm grateful for. Truly! What more could you ask for? You can meet the pups and tell me how you and my best friend met because you two are adorable.

[haizstcinfeld]

@carifletch

Girl, you have a killer voice too. Instead of switching, we just need to do a song together. It would be a win-win for us, and for the gays. The covers could be fun, just do duets of our songs together. Let’s make it happen immediately. 

Ahh, thank you! I'm just obsessed with yours now so it's all fine right here. Um, yes please, I would have suggested that but with how popular and busy you are, I can never be sure! We'll do it for the girls, gays, and they's. Yesss, it'll be a fun time!

[haizstcinfeld]

@carifletch

Miss m'am, the icon herself, can I have your voice please because it is insane just how incredible it is. Can we switch voices for a day? That'd be a crazy ass plan, or even better, what if through some miraculous magic that unfortunately, doesn't exist, that does happen and we sing covers of the other's songs? Because I just know it'd be epic to hear your voice with my songs and vice versa.

[haizstcinfeld]

@carifletch

Yeah, I just could never in a million years handle leaving a pet at home while I go off on the road. It’s hard enough leaving humans, much less something that doesn’t understand. I’m too empathetic for that. Maybe one day, but definitely not anytime soon while it’s just me in my house. Perfect, because I’m not sure my heart could take them not liking me. Might kill me, actually. This Pisces would not survive it. I love being petty, it’s my go to most of the time. My label or management have to make me scale it back sometimes, actually. 

I'm the exact same way, my heart wouldn't be able to take it, the poor pets! I hope that I'm able to tour oncr again and when I do, you bet that Martini and Brando will be on that bus, chilling with the crew. I'll send photos and videos of them pulling pranks on people as they sleep, it'll be great. I don't think they actually dislike anyone and for that, I'm forever grateful because I don't know what the other would have to do to get them to like them, maybe just buy a crap ton of treats. Don't go dying! Please, that's iconic!

[haizstcinfeld]

@carifletch

Nah, I’m not really home enough to have a pet. Especially over this last year, so I just roll with the all alone vibes in all ways. Half the time I forget to take care of myself, who knows if I’d be able to take care of another living creature. Hell yeah, I’m down for that. I like animals, just don’t really need a pet right now. My music is TMI at best, and petty as fuck at it’s worst. There’s no real in between most of the time. I’ve been taking those, a lot of tea, and every medicine we can find. Pretty sure that’s all half my DNA at this point.

That's valid, I would have struggled if I had Martini back when I did my touring, but she wasn't in my life until a couple of years back. Aw haha, hopefully you aren't too alone! That was honestly me before I got my dog and then I brought in Brando a few months back so it's been an adjustement but a fun one nonetheless, maybe one day you'll get to have pets but for now, I'm happy you can enjoy this time! They'll love you, I'm sure, there's few that they don't like and it takes a bit to make them feel that way in general. That's amazing though, jamming out to petty as fuck songs is always a fun time. So long as it helps haha!

[haizstcinfeld]

@carifletch

The dogs should start bopping around, that’s when you know it’s a true banger. Or so I’m told, I don’t have any pets. Most of my music is petty or TMI stuff about my exes, only the back half of my album is really about anything but that. It is! I love being on tour, it’s my fourth one this year so far. And I already have another lined up for next year. My voice is exhausted though, I can barely talk right now.

They are the best judge of character honestly so once you see them dancing along, you just know that the music is good and I can't blame them for thinking so! Aw, you don't? I have two pups so if you ever want to see them, they'd be happy to meet a new friend! I love that though, it always feels amazing to release your emotions into your music and do some revenge. Holy shit, that's amazing! Take some throat lozenges, I think I still have the names of some I used when I was on tour, I'll look for it.

[haizstcinfeld]

@carifletch

Hell yeah! This is the best news. Bitter is a bop, that’s why it’s still the last song I perform every night to close out the show. Nothing better than a good petty song about your ex, right? Shit, it’s been a dream come fucking true the past month or so. Debut album came out a little over a month ago, and now I’m on the tour for it so it’s been overwhelming in all the best ways.

Yeah? I'm definitely glad that you think so, and it truly is one, my poor dogs are probably sick of me jamming out to it but I regret nothing haha! Oh, I know what you mean, I have a few of those written out and out there somewhere. Congrats, that's awesome!! Being on tour is so fucking fun, I'm glad you're having the best time.