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daraxx said: (/grabs Kit Kat bar and gameboy) Bye dad, I’m running away to find the Great Potato. Don’t wait up for me.
— “No daughter, come back! I lied, your mother is Erwin! The Great Potato won’t grant you the happiness you’re looking for!”
daraxx said: "HI DAD."
-- "Call me Levi." (/pauses) "...Anyways, when did I become your dad?"
Are you a jalapeño bc bishes want to get all up in yo pants
They want the d(istractions)
Did you just fart because you blew me away
OH M Y GOD (/laughs and falls on the floor)
Are you a baker because you got some nice buns
I make them guys and girls turn around like "damnnnnn he got a booty"
GIRRLLLL my love for you is like diarrhea-- I can't hold it in
Oh my god--
