#dashboard chatter

[cajunspoons]

"National girlfriend's day? Neat! I'm everyone's girlfriend! Unless I'm their boyfriend. I mean, technically I don't have a sex or a gender, so I guess dat makes me nonbinary an'... what was we talkin' about?"

[general-kalani]

“I have no idea what happened on here while I was away, but I’m liking the angst. Maybe you all can be as angsty as me some day. Lose a few love interests, get forced to deal with your boyfriend being the engine of the ship... Just a few things you all need for your ship.”

[pokeverse-amethyst]

“Sometimes, I wonder what would have happened if I had been the protagonist and not the ... jerkwad. Or whatever.”

Don’t ya worry, Silver, you might find out. Might.

Just need to convince the right people to give you that storyline. 

[littlefandompotato]

@sohelish

#-stares at husband's books- he has one called#an easy way to stop procrastinating#it has been in front of my eyes for a long time now smh I think I should read it

Self-help book for procrastinators; assumes that the procrastinators start reading the book. It’s like a piece of paper with a text ‘turn over and do as the instructions say’ written on both sides. :/

[ruinseekcr-archive]

"... Someone ships me with Metal? That's uh.. very.. uh.. Unique?"