"WhY, hEllO thErE! SAY, YOU lOOk lIkE An AvId rEAdEr, cArE tO pAY fOr A cOmmIsIOn Or twO? COmplEtElY tAIlOrEd tO yOUr tAstEs! HAvE An IdEA fOr A stOrY YOU wAnt tO rEAd? I'll EIthEr fInd OnE AlrEAdY wrIttEn Or wrItE It mYsElf, sO It's A bAng-Up dEAl!"
Dasiaa grinned at the new troll, trying to push her sales pitch, really. If this didn't work, then maybe talking about her quadrant finding website would be prudent. The hemoanonymous troll had often found new clients this way, although half the time she was just spit on for being anon. Honestly, she was lucky the green blooded trolls were kinda similar in color, so she could pass for a jade or olive blood if she needed to- being a lime blood, one of a supposedly eradicated caste, wasn't helpful if one wanted to live, after all.