#data.chr

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Panel 1: Stong is holding the cores in his arms while Data lays dazed in the background.

Stong: “Are y’all ok?! He was tearing you apart!”

Wheatley: “He’s proper looney, I’ll tell you that much!”

Panel 2: Data pushes himself up and clenches his fist.

Data: Ghk.. B-bloody fucking t-tosser…!

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Data places an unconscious and injured Stong against a concrete pillar and drops Wheatley, Space, and Adventure on the floor. He then holds Fact up to the light pouring in from the window.

Data: All right… Let’s see what there is to be done.

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WOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOO

Wheatley: “WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIIEEEEEEEE!!!”

Space: "SKYYYY! Sky! Sky! I see sky! Sky! Lots of clouds! Cloouuuuddddsss! Where's the ground?? Gotta find the ground! Earth! Ground! Ground!"

Adventure: "Looks like Mesa Buddy's head found the ground for ya, Space."

Fact: “FACT: Someone is approaching.”

???: "By Jove..."

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An extremely stubborn one that refuses to even consider the possibility of the things he’s been told-🦔

Data: "Well, do pardon the absolute Hell out of me, but do you think I got this far by keeling over at the first sign of opposition to what is SCIENTIFICALLY FUCKING POSSIBLE?"

Adventure: "Is the massive stick up your ass scientifically possible, brit prick?"

Data: "..."

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Hello! We’re voices traveling through a trans-dimensional void :)

"I... ugh, great goodness..."

They place a hand on their head.

"Been in the sun much too long. Starting to hear nonsense..."

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would disembodied, omniescent voices lie to you

"... Need I truly answer that?"

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DATA, FOR YOU CONSIDERATION, THESE CORES ARE VERY MUCH SENTIENT AND CAN VERY MUCH FEEL PAIN

"... I... do beg your pardon, what did you just call me? "Data"...? Well, quite the assumption of you to... to assume that to be my name, mysterious voice! H... however, I cannot deny that that is... my alias. How you found that out is beyond me but... but that is what you may refer to me as, yes..."

"I... Back to the topic at hand, do you honestly take me for some kind of idiot? I mean, really? Lying just so I won't use the items of a dead man? Pitiful, I say."

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Hey Data, have you ever seen Charlice? (The bumbling twitch streamer in the orange suit)

Data: “Do pardon the Hell out of my Goddamn French, but what in the living Fuck might you be talking about?”