hey sexy. see, I felt weird about not making you a one year post so I decided to write an almost one year and two months post, tun dun. this won't be long, I promise. we both know I'm too lazy to write it and you're too lazy to read it. so yeah, let's get it started.
I'm actually writing this cos I'm bored and it's too cold outside, not because I'm thinking about you and I miss the fuck out of you or something, pfft. so hello to my favourite person in the universe and my only man. the first thing I wanna say is sorry, yes, sorry for not always being the best friend I could be or the nicest person in the world and for being so shit at showing my feelings for you. but you and bego know that I do love you, right?
exactly one year ago, before Christmas, you were on a break from tumblr but you'd get online anyway cos we all know you can't live without me, even though I annoy you like 99,7% of the time. don't worry, you're pretty irritating yourself but I guess that's what makes you well.. you - my hot, amazing, and loveable english twat. you're the only one that makes my day when I feel bad and the only one I'd stay up for till 3am. you know I love and need my beauty sleep so feel important addiction.
you needa deal with the fact that you'll never get rid of me. I'll kidnap you and keep you in a beach house, I'll also buy us a whole zoo and 4 sunbeds because reasons that no one needs to know about. it's gonna be WICKED. we'll surf, smoke weed and have
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
before meal sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
pool sex
the kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
break up sex
make up sex
angry sex
let's wait for food sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
monday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
pizza sex
i love you sex
ha, forget about sex unless you give me and zay that shirtless picture we never got.
you know the whole "heaven is where I'm with you" bullshit people say. it's so true when it comes to bemma cos hell, I wouldn't mind spending my whole life chilling, listening to hip hop and making out with you. so thank you for making my life actual heaven during those 14 months. just remember that no matter if I'm angry or shit to talk to sometimes, if you want me to, I'll always stay with you benny. I love you.
you know the rules, if you’re not my ben then reading this won’t be very useful okay.
hi best friend. you’re gonna probably think this is gay and that I’m being a ‘soppy prat’ but I’m zay and if I’m not gay, cheesy, and sappy then I might as well stop breathing, but here it is, the post that I can’t believe I’m writing because wow one year jakfbgjsrdv i hope you like it cause i'm gonna be really cute i should just marry myself as always of course BUT LETS GO IM TOO EXCITED
people say that throughout life, you will meet one person who is unlike any other. you could talk to this person for hours and not get bored, you can tell them anything and they won’t judge you. This person is your soulmate, your best friend. Don’t let them go. Now I think you’re that person, like you fit all of these descriptions so perfectly and precisely and we already know we’re soulmates and I guess it’s pretty obvious that we’re best friends duh
you, my favorite lovely soppy english pleb in the universe, are so so so special to me. you’re the only person I wouldn’t mind losing sleep for, the only one who I never get tired of talking to, and the only one who crosses my mind constantly throughout the day. You’re the only one who makes me smile without trying and everything that affects you probably affects me too. I can’t explain just with words how much you mean to me but my worst fear would probably be losing you and more than anything, I want to keep you in my life for the longest time possible. All I know is that i can’t and i won’t be able to handle not having the ben to my zay.
I’m not so sure how I lived through 14 years without having someone call me a ‘massive pleb’ everyday and ‘darling’ from time to time or facepalm at 80% of stuff I say cause Im ‘adorably stupid’. I would’ve never expected that the same person who i messaged about oatmeal a year ago today would mean this much to me, yet it was you who saved me from myself and you who was responsible for 749% of my smiles this year. I needed someone and you walked into my life(more like you logged into my life hahahahahahhaha)and boom, we instantly clicked. we were best friends just a few days after we met. and my god I loved every single moment we spent talking: being idiots, being cute, having little 10 second long arguements which end in ‘i love you more’ fights anyway, being cute, being deep and sad, being cute, staying up talking all night, and being cute but wow we’ve been through everything together and i don’t regret any of the nights i stayed up till 4am talking to you, watching cat videos and listening to music with you, i don’t regret anything that has to do with you because bay. they were all worth it in the end if anything i loved those conversations most anyway you’re lucky i love you so much doorface
AND SPEAKING OF BAY, what about bay? not only does half the anon population ship us but I mean we’re gonna go to Paris together and build a fort aka the sex den (den le sexe) and watch Anchorman and eat pizza and Mac n Cheese and make out till the Mac n Cheese cooks, then move to LA so we can adopt a cat and a dog and live in a rich classy fuck of an apartment and you’ll surf all day and I’ll tan and watch and cry because sexual arms and sexual everything else. THAT is the plan yes including the crying too okay shut up especially the crying actually don't even say anything
you should probably get an award for putting up with me for so long. I mean 366 shades of zay isn’t something everyone can handle (literally too;););)) hm to sum this all up, I love you I love you I love you. and this excites me so much because BEN IT’S BEEN A YEAR OF BAY JUST US ME AND YOU. I CAN’T CONTAIN MYSELF ONE YEAR THIS TIME LAST YEAR WE WERE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND NOW WE’RE THE SAME EXACT PEOPLE BUT WE’RE BEST FRIENDS AND IT’S SO PERFECT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
I actually surprisingly do love everything about you, they all make you you and you is my little perfection. you'd ask me why or what you've done to make me think that? well nothing actually, just being you is perfectly perfect, it's all i need. you're just hilarious and you're always there for me even if i'm just over reacting which i tend to do religiously you're also really painfully cute. you'll argue i'm sure but i have proof sh, you make all these dirty remarks and your brain works in a funny way yet i know i know you better than anyone you're actually predictable. I love how annoyed you get when I say that your brother or your mUm is my best friend now so you get all pissy it’s so cute and funny okay ALSO how absolutely weird you are when it comes to being sick you ‘sleep off’ almost any sickness cause you don’t want to rely on medicine cos you’re so ‘macho’ then comes your sarcasm and your British humor which I love more than like cats and of course OF COURSE my personal favorite is darling because so many reasons and lets not get into that because im grinning as i type this so it wont end well if we do discuss darling THEN then we usually have like very detailed descriptions of our day and it literally makes my day how we list every single thing we’ve consumed throughout the day then complain about stomach aches later on facepalm at us. I don't know I just love that you know me better than anyone. I love how you want to tell me things. I love it when you say I made you laugh or smile. I love that we have the same sense of humor, I love the friendly flirting. I love our conversations and I love how you care and how you want what's best for me. I love how protective you are of me. I love how you're never awkward around me. I love how you're such a nerd sometimes. I love that you make me do the Ben smile and I love how you make me burst into fits of laughter after everything you say cause you're just that funny to me. I love how we're best friends. I love how I can trust you, I love how we can't live without each other. I love that I got to know you, and mostly, I love you.
i never actually directly said this and i don't even know where to fit it in all of this but you are my best friend, no one else's. you're my baby and you're my ben and i'll crush anyone who considers taking you away from me and don't even get me started on what i'd do if anyone tries to hurt you okay moving on
weirdest thing to think about is none of this would’ve happened if i hadn’t made oatmeal on the 10th of December, 2011. i wouldn’t have known that perfect people really do exist and I would’ve still believed hannah montana’s bullshit about no body being perfect. because you, my lovely little best friend, are so perfect. you’re my definition of perfect and probably everyone else’s too. now shut up because I know you’re gonna be like ‘thanks’ or ‘thanks I guess’ or of course ‘I know’ BUT YOU ARE. you so so so are you’re my little very attractive perfect best friend
so while you be perfect, I’ll be zay and I know I’m not special at all but I hope you stay with me for as long as possible because, benjamin thomas yoursurname, I love you and I need you and i promise that wherever life takes us i wont and i cant forget you, even if i tried. you changed me okay and no one can ever take your place if they tried. yes you’re not here lately and yes we rarely ever talk and yes not having you around is hell and sometimes i get scared that we might drift or that you'll find a new best friend and replace me but im not really that worried about us, our friendship is so so so strong and we love each other loads (i love you more don't argue) and what we have isn’t so easy to forget I don’t know what it is exactly but only bay has that unknown magical component. I need you to know that i'm here to stay, no matter how hard you push me away. I made a promise that i'll always be your best friend and your zay and i promise to never go back on that promise. I trust you with everything in me and I know you do too its all just so perfect isn't it and oh i decided that we’re gonna celebrate our two years in Paris, in our fort. i love you so so so much.
oh and one last thing, in one of our bay music night thingys, you showed me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u57d4_b_YgI this song and i totally forgot about it until i heard it a few days ago and it just reminded me of you because I REMEMBERED
AND FINALLY HAPPY ONE YEAR SHNOOKUMS I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU IM GONNA STOP WRITING BEFORE YOU AND TUMBLR SPIT ON ME I LOVE YOU BYE BYE
