That time I was on a 2nd date and it almost ended like a prison movie
I know I took a pretty long hiatus, guys...a whole month! And in that month I have had a few romantic trysts. No, I do not count my one day tinder flirtation. For about two weeks I was interested in a man I met at line dancing. I know, I don't seem like a country music listener being from Chi city but there's something about the organized dancing and soulful songs that make my sentimental heart smile...ok?!
I spotted this dude from across the room and he was gorgeous. I thought he'd never talk to me, but he did. He was a sex ed teacher so of course I found him fascinating. I love talking about sex and making people uncomfortable and he does that for a living! #highfive
He asked me out on a proper date. It was lovely and a great success, ending with a PG-13 stoop mack sesh. For our second date we decided to do something more chill: make out on the couch for an hour watch a movie. I knew something was wrong when he redirected me to the bed room from the common room. Ummm dude this is our second date, I don't need to see your bed yet.
Needless to say, he was pressuring me to do activities I did not feel close enough to him to participate in. I finally was able to tell him I wanted to leave and he proceeded to block the door. So I bent down to grab my shoes. Then he grabbed my waist and said, "don't bend over like that, baby..." EXSQUEEZE ME?!
1. I am not your baby - we just met 2 weeks ago.
2. Do not grab my waist like that unless you want me to pepper spray you straight in the face. I didn't drop a bar of soap. I know how to put on shoes. I don't need any help.
Note to all the single men out there: do not make a girl feel cornered on a date. She will leave and never talk to you again. Is that just me?! Gosh I hope not.