Crowley's guide to dating 101 -temptation lvl 6000!
Aziraphale: "Oh, my dearest... Three words... Eight letters... Say it and I'm yours."
Crowley: "... Um."
Also Crowley: "..... I got food?"
Aziraphale: (Swoons angelically to his arms.)
(HA! If only!)
-Bubbly, ROLL OUT!












