Thank you for posting headcanons, dating killmulator needs a bigger comunity, how do you think they would ask you out? like how would a first date go
Ofc chat
And it would be a shit-show
Guess what guys I'm actually gonna write for Florian aswell, I know I know, unheard of
But I will make this into a 3 part one for Abel one for Cain and one for floflo
1st. HOW WOULD THE DKILL GUYS ASK YOU OUT, AND HOW WOULD IT GO?
English ain't my first language and there are maybe spoilers and don't slime me for grammar mistakes, I'am too employed to fix them
ABEL
how would he ask MC out?
Oh boy, it can go two ways
It's gonna be either the most romantic invitation to a date or the most stupid and lowkey rejection worthy way
Let's go over the romantic one first, he HAS been planing to ask you out for quite a while, but all those murders and drama got in the way, but it gave him a lot of time to plan
First he needed a location where he's going to ask you out, and the most perfect spot would be an empty theater, I mean it's romantic, just you and him in the center preforming as he's declaring his love to you, but the theater is his domain and not yours, so he went with something more intimate and a place where if you were to reject him he could just run away like a little bitch
And he had decided that the perfect spot would be infront of your house, not like a creepy stalker who shows up at your door at 3 am tho he would do it if you were into it, his plan is to walk with you home and before you go inside he would give you a speach and after he pours his heart out he's PRAYING that you accept it
Now the only step left is to make the speach, he doesn't want for it to feel like it was scripted or to feel as if he's acting out a lovestruck mans confession, but for it to just be him handing out his heart to you in hopes of you taking it
Blud I am not writing no love speach, the fuck do i look like? Edgar allan poe?
When the day finally came he was so nervous, he has been fantasizing about this for god knows how long, he planned out everything but the fear of rejection was eating him alive
Everything is going perfectly, you accepted his offer to walk you home, he has his speach memorized and has chocolates in his bag, he can do this, now the only thing standing between you and his love is him
The two of you are walking which is good and all that but he's too nervous to say anything, in his mind he's just repeating his speach and just walks on autopilot
After like 5 minutes of this you got worried, he was full on red, constantly biting his lower lip, it was obvious something was bothering him or at least not feeling well, and it worried you all the more since he was ussaly chatty, confident and never let the world see him this disheveled
"... Hey, Abel? If you're not feeling well you shoud go home"
He turns to you and damn this is the first time he looked directly at you the whole time yall were walking.
"not feeling well? Me? It's cute that you're worrying about me, but l'am as fine as they come"
And in a second he just got his confidance back, like he was never nervous to begin with.
From there he just started to act as his normal self, and the switch up was kinda weird
He went from a full on nervous wreck to his confidant and playful self in a matter of seconds, fucking theater kids, and it did weird you out but it was Abel after all
Well you and him got to your house, and when you turned to say bye to him you just saw Abel staring at your house like it personally offended him and he was looking nervous again, the theater kid magic wore off I guess
He noticed you looking at him and directed his gaze from your house to you "MC, i need to tell you something"
If that didn't get you to shit bricks nothing will
Now with his whole body facing you, blushing but with his confidance gained back, he took your hands into his and held them close to his chest, now or never, that's what he was telling himself
With a deep breath he just started pouring his heart to you as I said I ain't writing no love confession
It was beautiful but you didn't know what to say, I mean how if one supposed to respond to someone pouring their heart out
Welp if your silence didn't get him to shit bricks nothing will
"it's okay if you don't feel the same way, I don't want to pressure you, I just want you to know how I feel, how you make me feel"
"...no,no, Abel thats not it, I just-just don't know what to say, n-not that I don't like you but I am just trying to process everything"
The second he heard you say "not that I don't like you" oh boy was he happy to hear that, and you have never saw a man with a bigger smile
You did end up accepting his confession but unlike him you didn't have a whole ass speach prepared, smh, next time he should give you at least a heads up
We got the romantic one out the way, now are going to the lowkey rejection worthy one let's be honest you're too down bad to reject him, but same
In this confession he has everything planned but his jealousy gets the better of him here
I imagine that here instead of confessing to you he just couldn't bring himself to do it when yall got your house, couse if he was going to confess he wanted to to it in full confidence
A week passed by, that two weeks and now he's on his 3rd week
He's beating himself up over not being able to confess to you when he had the chance, and still not being able to do it
Oh boy, if only he knew what's about to happen
You, Abel and Ned were talking in the halls, nothing to write home about just the death wishes directed tworwards the profesors.
Abel wasn't the biggest fan of Ned, but for your sake he acted nice tworwards him.
That didn't last long, couse Ned just had ask you out, not on a date but a hangout, and he made the mistake of asking you infront of Abel.
"wanna come with me on Saturday to the library? I was planing on studying math for the upcoming exam, and we both have the same profesor so what do you say"
Before you can even answer him Abel gave him one for you.
"on Saturday? Oh bad timing, you see me and them are going out on Saturday, y'know, on a date"
... What? Since when are you and Abel going out on a date? You decided it's best to just smile and nod to not make things awkward.
"ah, another time then, anyways am off to a smoke break"
"dude you'll be late for math"
"exactly"
With that Ned leaves with a wave, and now it's your turn to ask questions.
"Abel"
"yea?"
"what the fuck was that, since when are we going on a date? And you know that I am this close to failing math"
"well you see, I'am trying out this new thing, instead of asking you first and then getting the answer, I make up the answer then ask you, and you tell me if I was right with my answer. Wanna go out on Saturday? "
You have never been more confused in your life.
"i guess?"
"great, I'll message you the time and place"
"... Okay?"
And with that he left.
"what the fuck just happend? "
How would the date go?
He definitely went with something intimate, not a Restaurant with waiters and people everywhere, café where everyone can hear you two talking, and arcade where you two are just playing games in a loud place.
He wanted it to be special , somewhere where you and him can just focus on each other, ignore the world for a few hours and just exsist in your shared space
So what's better than a picnic in a secluded part of a park under the shade of trees
He's so exsaited bro, especially since he's making the food, making the food for you, cooking specifically for you feels intimate for him and just makes him all giddy
You wanted to bring food aswell but he just said "I asked you out so I am bringing the food, okay?" oh well at least he's a good cook
Saturday came, he wanted to spend the whole day with you so he came to pick you up rather early
He was dressed rather cassualy, jeans and a simple blue shirt but he did have his hair up
You two walked there, it was a rather nice walk talking, joking and you felt at ease, he had this way of just making you feel special, like the sun only shines for you and the moon only exists for your rest
I do not know how to write dates so we will just skip that
After the date he walked you home
"Abel, are you sure Cain won't get jealous of you taking me on a date?"
He let out a small laugh
"don't worry about him, he's a big boy"
"well uh, goodnight Abel"
"goodnight MC"
Before you went inside you quickly gave him a kiss on the cheek, it shocked him since he wasn't expecting it and he was just standing there blushing while he watched you go inside.
After a bit he just put a hand on the cheek that you kissed and just smiled as he walked off.
A/N
Can yall tell i do NAWT know how to write romantic shit?
Oh well you learn with time, the whole time I was writing this i was just listening to "the Mario clishe" by bear ghost, yall should check it out