Could I also have Simon, Perversity, Alice, Alfred for the dating meme? (Maybe James and Jeeves as well?)
This took me a while forgive me hhhh
Simon (speaking for when he’s older naturally):
Pros: Smart, passionate, very friendly and social, generally a sunshine, totally up for trying anything so dates would be very versatile, would happily try to share hobbies to keep the mutual interest in the relationship
Cons: Has a waifu, might be socially inept here and there, prone to eating up problems or issues instead of venting them, might fake patience but secretly start to get incredibly annoyed which he might carry for a while
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Perversity:
Pros: Very upbeat, super-snuggly once supplied with ear scratches and belly rubs, will make you discover a whole new side of yourself.
Cons: flighty, extremely annoying, has no sense of personal space, will harrass you, will try emotional maipulation or just plain force, scary when she gets in heat, basically a huge pain until she gets bored and leaves, which may or may not take forever, though when it happens she’ll just drop you and leave even if you liked her.
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Alice:
Pros: Fun, smart, diligent, disciplined, will protect you but will also help you be more confident, will happily take you to fun dates, will ease you out of your comfort zone
Cons: Usually busy, can have a temper, might put other things before her partner and get her priorities wrong, snappy, sometimes doesn’t quite know where and with whom to stop with her snappiness which can get her in trouble
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Alfred:
Pros: Sweet, gentle, careful, well-mannered, takes things slow but nicely, very loving and affectionate, honestly tries his best and tries most things at least once, even if just to make the other smile, the kind of person to randomly bring flowers.
Cons: Somewhat mousy, not really many interests, more of a homely person so not super-active, might get uncreative with activities/topics, which can make him seem uninterested or uninvolved.
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James:
Pros: Skilled, strong and fast, gets tasks done fast and quiet, 100% reliable and with an excellent memory, will remember all the little moments even if you forget them, probably remembers them inbetween and smiles for a moment then, very polite and a gentleman
Cons: Very distant, not actually all that interested in people and a relationship, cares more about his job than anything else and always finds something better to do than to go on dates or anything, not really a physical person so he comes off as colder than he is.
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Jeeves:
Pros: Great cook, very gentle, very careful, strong and fast, always provides emotional support, will make you smile somehow, absolutely determined to learn everything about you, genuinly interested and fascinated.
Cons: Busy, thinks his age/being a demon makes him an impossible dating-partner anyway, might act too fatherly/friendly and not like a romantic partner, might unintentionally ditch you for his boss or colleagues since he’s known them for a long time, would hide some things about himself
This is late, but could we have Oriel and Jarrad for the dating pro and con meme?
And Matias whoops
THIS MAKES ME SUPER HAPPY OF COURSE YOU CAN
Oriel:
Pros: Friendly, bouncy, very passionate, very curious, can carry you around, strong, will kill spiders for you, always has a lot of facts to share, but is also 100% up for cuddles in her free time, likes to spend time together even without being on dates, respects her partners
Cons: Can get exhausting because of her bounciness and excitement, needs blood and can get dangerous if she doesn’t get it, might get too caught up in a project to probably care for her partners making her seem neglectful, barely shuts up sometimes, can miss the mood occasionally
Pros: Very creative, adorably eccentric at times, likes to write little notes and maybe even love letters, always concerned for his partner’s safety, totally up for little jokes and teases, very caring, can cook, loves dogs, will add self-inserts of him and his partner in his stories as a couple like a NERD
Cons: Might come off as too closed off at times, somewhat impatient sometimes, needs time for himself occasionally and can come off as too uninvolved, can’t really share his emotions properly (but would try work on that), sometimes lacking confidence in himself thinking he’s not good enough.
Pros: Very caring, gentle, intelligent, will keep the place clean, asks about your day and is genuinly curious about it, folds the laundry, decent cook, generally a good housekeeper. Enjoys reading and likes watching new things on TV
Cons: neurotic, fidgety, nervous 24/7, has a hard time with touch, has an equally hard time with going out and leaving the house in general. At the same time too shy and timid and too much of a pushover which can get frustrating.
Cons: Uninvolved, likes to keep her options open, selfish, can and will scam you out of your money when you have outrun your usefulness, would probably only need a trophy partner to show off at most, thickheaded, strict, will keep you on her hook
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Squander:
Pros: Also rich, gorgeous, and charming, but (with partners only) caring, friendly, somewhat cuddly, can take you on great dates and get you whatever you want, often sticks with handmade things though since they’re more special, protective but encourages confidence
Cons: Still a cutthroat merciless business shark who will scam people out of their money so not suited for a very moral-heavy person. Close with his sister so you gotta get along. Doesn’t really care what your parents would think as long as you’re together so occasionally disrespectful, arrogant.
Pro: Caring, sweet, lots of hugs, will never get angry if you’re late, lots of cookies, gorgeous soft hair, likes nature, very gentle and careful
Cons: Extremely passive to a point that it can be frustrating, she’s up for anything but you have to take initiative and suggest things, very hard to make angry but if you somehow manage she’s merciless, has a LOT of trust in Humility protecting her so she might wander into danger here and there
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Wisdom:
Pros: Smart, capable, always up for trying new things, inventor, good teacher, articulated, might write you music or poems
Cons: Bad with romance, takes a long time to warm up to people, no romantic experience really, often busy, very strict, often impatient, doesn’t take kindly to idiocy
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Conquest:
Pros: Beautiful, strong, fashionable, tactical genius, successful, curious, often tries new things, unknowingly a bomb in bed if it ever got that far
Cons: Emotional idiot, struggling to understand the basics of interaction, literally can’t see through innuendos, amazingly innocent romantically, completely expressionless and hard to read, always has a kind of stare to her which can be unsettling, wins everything which can be amazingly frustrating, doesn’t really know sad or happy moments, very factual which can get insulting since she doesn’t know when things go too far. Also will probably eventually kill you in the apocalypse.
Pros: Rich, successful, famous rockstar, very energetic, creative, can and will carry you in his arms, good in bed, playful, flirty
Cons: Loves trouble, doesn’t hold back on anything, lives after the motto “Every press is good press“ so he’s often involved in scandals, you’ll always be the second person in his life since the Nr. 1 is Elenore, easy to get bored of a longer-running relationship and not loyal
Pros: Beautiful, rich, smart, capable, kissy, snuggly, very loyal, short skirts, confident, will show you small places with excellent food, totally fine with just hanging out spending time together not doing anything specific, will occasionally bring gifts just because they made her think of you
Cons: Clingy, occasionally jealous, might get overprotective, needs lots of attention, high standards, will still keep some secrets
Pros: Cuddles and generally physical affection, up for cooking together, loyal, occasionally curious, rather pretty with nice legs. Can be very gentle if she wants to, not really materialistic and thus easily satisfied, has a very soothing voice.
Cons: Might kill you. Very hard to read since she’s usually very expressionless, barely ever expresses her feelings with actual words. Can’t really flirt properly (when it’s honest. She can kind of fake it. Which she wouldn’t with somebody she likes). Also emotional baggage all over the place and moodswings.
