#dauphindeflare

[lore-and-legends]

"It's still stupid and there has to be some way to change it that's not broken.

Please. I'm desperate."

@dauphindeflare

[aelirus]

( @dauphindeflare )

"Pepper spray usually does well enough for keeping strangers at bay."

"My Weavile can do away with those problems on its own. Additionally, pepper spray would only draw attention to me, which I prefer to avoid.

My disposition tends to keep unwanted interaction at bay regardless, it wouldn't be worth my time to take your suggestion."

[oneiricfallacy]

@dauphindeflare replied to your post “Turns out Calem can't clock Lysandre as part of...”:

fear the gaggle of piss colored terrorists

“These are the people that kept calling me ugly and unfashionable, by the way.”

“They all look like they have jaundice.”

[oneiricfallacy]

@dauphindeflare replied to your post ““Café Ultimo is overrated. It's only for people...”:

I deeply fear the process that must demand such a pricey coffee.

“Apparently, it's made out of a type of coffee bean that only grows on very specific soil at the very top of the Alolan mountains, blessed by the god Tapu Koko himself, and the process to create the actual drink takes 5 business days and must be done with constant supervision. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention.”

“My brother says it's just slightly above-average coffee that's overpriced to make it seem better than it actually is, but he complains about everything, so take that with a grain of salt.”

[fatal-fleur]

"Little baby pokemon are so nice. Especially litleos. It's always best to give them a collar with an everstone in it, to ensure they stay baby for as long as possible."