#davethecryptid

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

sparkling water ISNT a soda thats like saying water is tea

sorry i had this saved and i was consumed with a desire to put it here but you have persuaded me that sparkling water is not a soda (it’s just made with spite instead of sugar)

[mitski-monologues]

“Francis Forever points to the only one who sees you, First Love illustrates the only one you hear.” god that’s so succinct and lovely

thank you! i haven’t been able to update this blog in ages b/c of school but I hope to catch up on it over the winter holiday maybe. thank you for reading and caring!

[pavl0ve]

i have not updated the tumblr app yet how bad is it . is it just the logo ?

i’m pretty sure it’s just the logo but . it is so ugly 💔

[owencarvourmega]

literally i ... if it weren’t for all of your posts i wouldn’t ever even reblog saf content ... like i’m not Quite that obsessed w it but you just have such good posts ...

god this is SO nice phaha ... my post are complete nonsense ty ty .... also this came through as I was posting these pffft “such good posts” .. no ❤️

[gettothedancing]

from A Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee: “We are not broken things, neither of us. We are cracked pottery mended with lacquer and flecks of gold, whole as we are, complete unto each other. Complete and worthy and so very loved.”

[buttercup-bard]

Thanks for tagging me @davethecryptid! :)

rules: tag 10 followers you would like to get to know better!

Name: Kim

Gender: female

Sexuality: bi

Hogwarts House: Are we really still relying on Hogwarts Houses? In this economy? :’) No but like I think I’m a Slytherin Primary Ravenclaw Secondary, but I identify with Ravenclaw most.

Favourite animal: Any kind of bird!

Current time: Nearly 8pm.

Cats or dogs: BOTH both both is good! Cats I guess if you really made me pick.

Dream job: If we’re talking really unrealistic DREAM dream jobs, then actress. But like, I’m training to be a lawyer rn and that’s great. :)

When I made this blog: 2015

Reason for my URL: I just love Jaskier a lot ok? :’)

Tagging @jade-cooper, @aziraphale-is-ace and @dreamthiefing (Only if you want to of course! <3)

[salmonrainy]

o but i have a sideblog for fandom stuff so that’s why you’ve probably never seen me reblog newsies stuff from you 👉👈

ooohhh ?? whats the blog?? ill give it a follow :D

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

when you only notice a typo in a post after ur friend reblogs it :| “”””and i short friend”””” 😔

how is this a surprise