Hard to Be the Bard

Kim • They/Them • 30 • German • ISTJ-T • Libra • Bi

[malignant-hoodiesleeve]

german words/phrases i miss in english, incomplete list:

hömma

samma

du kannst mich mal

fick dich ins knie

geht's noch?

bruder, muss los

rede

heul leise

muss ja

bodenlos

ehrenlos

junge, was ist falsch bei dir?

[buttercup-bard]

Kiim!! Hi 🥰 did you watch the gomens finale? What did you think? I personally loved it! I think it was a great closing chapter to the story :')

Hi Ángel omg so good to hear from you!! 🥰 I did watch it and I'm so glad you liked it! I am personally not all that happy with it. 🥲 While I do appreciate the whole I'll find you in every universe thing, I just really would have preferred if the actual chatacters we have gotten attached to and love had gotten a happy ending. But I already wasn't that big a fan of S2 and think I would have liked it better if the show had just ended after S1 because that was kind of a more hopeful nice ending to me (more so maybe than the book even with the changes they made for the show). I'm currently rereading the book to recover. 😅 My inbox is always open if you want to talk about it some more. 🥰

[samwwise]

“you’re just mad that they didn’t kiss again” yeah you know what i fucking i am. what do you mean they shared the worst first kiss in history fuelled by grief and despair and then vanished from existence without ever knowing what it’s like to kiss someone out of love and joy

[saucefunk]

dirty dirty dirty

[buttercup-bard]

André Kaczmarczyk als Vincent Ross in Polizeiruf 110: Goldraub

[crystallizedtwilight]

whoops

[knottahooker]

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

[stonegoddex]

what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.

[buttercup-bard]

Hail Vox Populi, the People's voice!

Christian Borle as Vox - Hazbin Hotel: Live on Broadway

Bonus: Tiny Cape 💖

[matlasaya]

Green eyes

[elessar1899]

Jona gifs because I love him too

[matlasaya]

I drew Matreus :)

(Close up under the cut)

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[tyaz]

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

[45percenterthen]

queerbaiting is like breakups in the sense that u have one really bad one and then nothing can ever hurt u again. if apple tree yard holds meaning to u . u are impervious to harm

[bravoechoes]

it’s funny that the dominant fandom conception of the benthan dynamic is benji endlessly worrying about ethan doing crazy shit when in reality benji is constantly like yeah obviously ethan can hold his breath for three minutes while swimming, by the way you need to climb to the 130th floor of this building from the outside with no safety wire, and also I’m gonna lead you to the edge of this cliff so you can parachute onto a moving train. stop yelling at me dude it’s fine I’ve seen you do it before

[hellsfryingpan]

Heute vor 20 Jahren wurde die erste Folge "4 gegen Z" ausgestrahlt (fühlt ihr euch auch schon alt?). Deshalb an dieser Stelle alles Gute zum Geburtstag und besondere Grüße an alle Involvierten, die 5 Leute im Fandom, die Requisite, die aus dem wenigsten das meiste herausgeholt hat (ich denke täglich an die Satellitenschüssel mit den grün lackierten Wasserpistolen), meinen kleinen Bruder, der Kasimir mit den Worten "nein, ich weiß nicht mehr genau wie das Ding aussieht und nein, du sollst mir nicht noch einmal ein Foto davon zeigen" beschreibt und natürlich ganz besonders die Autor*innen, ich bin so dankbar für dieses Meisterwerk und all die Fragen, die ihr aufgeworfen habt, davon die allerwichtigste: "Was zu Hölle habt ihr euch bei irgendwas davon gedacht? <3". Diese Memes sind für euch:

[fitzrove]