#david zep

[incorrectzep]

Max: The love you two have for each other is wonderful. I wish I had a sibling.

Zoey: *smiles*

David: I'll sell her to you.

David: Cheap.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #22

Maggie Clarke: Are you sure you don’t want me to pick you up? Okay. Yes. I got a ticket for Simon and after the show we’re gonna go to your favorite restaurant! Red Lobster! Yeah I know Simon’s a vegetarian. They got fish. Vegan? Uh... it’s crab fest Zoey you’re killing me!

[incorrectzep]

Leif: This is my boyfriend Tobin, he’s so smart and handsome and I’m so proud of him

David: This is my beautiful wife Emily, she’s my angel and I love her so much

Joan: This is Charlie, he has rabies.

[incorrectzep]

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The gang !

[incorrectzep]

Maggie: Why were you late?!

David: I overslept.

Zoey: It's a wedding!

David: I overslept!

Emily: You’re the groom!

David: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

[incorrectzep]

David: Hey Zoey, do we have any milk left?

Zoey: No, I drank the last of it.

David: Bold of you to assume your milk-thieving crimes will not be met with the merited justice of society.

Zoey: But who will stop me? You, with your bones lacking in calcium? The milk police? I have to laugh.

[incorrectzep]

David: I know we don't get along, but I got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. Whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. I promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds.

Zoey, opening the package: This is a toaster.

[incorrectzep]

David: I'm David Clarke, and my hobby is I like to poke things with a stick.

David: But I haven't figured out how to make money with that yet, so I'm a lawyer.