#davidfurnish

[rocketjornish]

elton john in the 80s be like

taxi driver: I’m close, where are you?

elton: oh I see you

taxi driver: are you the guy in the middle of the road?

elton: yeah floor it

[gucci]

In a Gucci Tailoring striped suit, David Furnish attended the Gucci Spring Summer 2018 fashion show which featured looks inspired by husband Sir Elton John’s wardrobe archive designed by Alessandro Michele.

[rocketjornish]

*at the shopping centre*

david: I want to hear those three little words

elton: I love you

david: that’s sweet but try again

elton: fine.

elton: I will behave

[rocketjornish]

david: *sees elton lying on the couch* are you alright?

elton: I have this headache that keeps just coming and going

taron: *steps in the room*

elton: there it is again

[rocketjornish]

david: I have no fear.

david: I have one fear

[rocketjornish]

30 October 1993:

elton: hey bernie do you know him?

bernie: oh that’s david furnish, he-

elton: he’s cute

bernie: you should try flirting with him

elton: I think he’s straight

bernie: so are noodles until things get hot

[rocketjornish]

David: what are you doing?

Elton: *standing on a chair* I stand wherever I like because I’m a grown man and you can’t stop me

David:

David: where’s the spider?

Elton: underneath the table please kill it

[rocketjornish]

david: hey taron, watch me do the Grouchy Elton

elton: stop naming moves after me

david, imitating elton: everyone’s an idiot expect for me!

elton: well, it’s true