get back honky cat😤

[rocketjornish]

elton john in the 80s be like

taxi driver: I’m close, where are you?

elton: oh I see you

taxi driver: are you the guy in the middle of the road?

elton: yeah floor it

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*at the shopping centre*

david: I want to hear those three little words

elton: I love you

david: that’s sweet but try again

elton: fine.

elton: I will behave

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robert: tall people are the enemy.

sol: can’t hear you hating all the way down here

robert: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know it until it’s too late

sol: ...

sol: who said that

[rocketjornish]

david: *sees elton lying on the couch* are you alright?

elton: I have this headache that keeps just coming and going

taron: *steps in the room*

elton: there it is again

[rocketjornish]

elton: if I have ten cookies, and I ask for five, how many will you have left?

david: zero

elton: what

david: because I love you and I would give everything to you

elton:

elton: *holding back tears* gross, disgusting, get out of my sight

[rocketjornish]

david: I have no fear.

david: I have one fear

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taron: hey, do you think I coul fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

dexter: you’re a hazard to society.

richard: and a coward. do twenty.

[rocketjornish]

[rocketjornish]

david: hey taron, watch me do the Grouchy Elton

elton: stop naming moves after me

david, imitating elton: everyone’s an idiot expect for me!

elton: well, it’s true

[rocketjornish]

Richard: let’s do something that starts with “p” and ends with “orn”

Taron: ...

Taron: popcorn!

Richard: wait wha-

[rocketjornish]

david: let me see what you have

elton: shopping bags!

david: noooooo!

[rocketjornish]

david: You're the most jealous man I know.

elton:

elton: YoU kNoW oThEr MeN?!

[rocketjornish]

john r**d: YOU’LL NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME!

elton: that’s the point.

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30 October 1993:

elton: hey bernie do you know him?

bernie: oh that’s david furnish, he-

elton: he’s cute

bernie: you should try flirting with him

elton: I think he’s straight

bernie: so are noodles until things get hot

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*at the rocketman premiere*

elton: c:

david:

david: is that your hand on my bum?

elton: ...

elton: it was an accident

david: but your hand is still on my bum

elton:

elton: it’s still an accident

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*elton’s first date with david*

Elton: I don’t know what to say-

Bernie: just be yourself, say something nice

Elton:

Elton: which one I can’t do both

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Richard: [grabs paper from Taron’s hands] what’s this?

Taron: it’s my to-do list

Richard: ... it just has my name on it?

Taron:

Richard: oh