wowwwwwwwwwwwwowowowowowowowow i want to fucking burn the heathers remake to the ground just from the trailer. excuse me? excuse? me? there are so many things OFF about it i’m so mad.
making the heathers entirely minority groups. the point??? was that they’re rich mean white girls? that everyone wants dead?
“suck my third nipple” what does this MEAN? was it supposed to be the new ‘fuck me with a chainsaw’? because it fell flat as fuck.
‘we don’t do irony anymore’ oh so you’re not ironically fucking awful, it’s just Bad. got it.
mixing up who says what to which characters??? unnecessarily???
jason ‘lets go snort adderall’ dean. just... what the fuck.
‘fat kids can be popular’ that’s nice, but it’s not true in the exaggerated narrative of high school culture that the heathers is supposed to be. stop it.
who reFERENCES BANANA REPUBLIC GOD WHO WROTE THAT LINE
they took this from ‘lets kill the mean girls’ to ‘lets kill minorities and make this really dark, snarky comedy a completely weird flop!’ i hate it so much. i want to choke whoever made this movie.