#davitt cesare

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Aislin hasn't been conscripted yet because she works for the Legislacerators office, and my previous comments about that have been 'the Fleet can't conscript her because they'd have to get through Davitt first, and you can't out-legal loophole Davitt'

... which made me think that there's probably some uniquely fucked legal loophole where particularly gifted psiionic lowbloods can be legally classified as property of a company / highblood instead of as an employee or even a person, and that's what's written in Aislin's contract

and, conversely, is also the loophole Viltau uses to prevent his full-time employees from being conscripted as well. Said loophole was brought to his attention by Davitt, his lawyer

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i think most of my troll’s names are p easy to pronounce since it’s mostly all phonetic, tho i think the ones that might trip people up are

eichio maccau: eye-kee-oh mak-cow

quidel benrii: kee-dell ben-ree

aegiel lachan: ay-jee-el la-chan (or la-charn would be more accurate to how i say that, but i think that’s solely due to my accent lmao)

somerl alfero: soh-merl al-fer-oh (’merl’ as in ‘merlin’, i feel like i remember someone calling him so-meh-ril once)

vetise tselao (aka velour): veh-tease t-say-lo

mikiel giacho: mih-kee-el ji-ah-ko (tho more often than not i say gee-ah-cho because i am lazy lmao)

viltau espino: vil-tow es-py-no (the ‘ow’ rhymes with ‘cow’, and is the same ‘ow’ sound in eichio’s surname)

pratap chaoua: pra-tap chow-wah

belamy alchys: bel-a-mee al-kiss

then you have the ones that i know i pronounce incorrectly but i think they sound more pleasing to the ears when you say the character’s full name

dismas teufel: dis-mas tew-fel (instead of toi-fel)

aislin cudovi: eyes-lin cu-do-vee (instead of ash-lin)

charon acerbi: cha-ron ay-sir-bee (instead of kha-ron)

davitt cesare: da-vitt sez-air (instead of chey-zuh-rey)

and a good rule of thumb is that all my ‘ae’ names are pronounced ‘ay’ (raesul, aegiel, linnae), and all my ‘ei’ names are pronounced ‘eye’ (eichio, [zotick] aureio)

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make up a fantroll

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bonus that didnt fit in the photoset:

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no i will not stop making characters who are idiots because ocs are just a reflection of the self

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trolls playing among us hcs

liiore: sorry i dont know this game very well... how do i go through the vents like [name] did?

katrin: if shes not killed off first she gets accused as the impostor and voted off. every time.

nancor: always happens to be the one who comes across a body. also more often than not gets accused of self-reporting because how the fuck does he keep finding the bodies

dismas: hey im new at the game how do i go through the vents like [name] did? (: (:

aislin: sticks with a buddy at all times to prove her innocence

eichio: diligently does all the tasks, even when hes the impostor

zotick: WILD CARD BITCHES!!!!! intentionally makes the game harder for whatever side hes playing on with all sorts of Fuck Shit

aegiel: the first to yell ‘WHERE WAS THE BODY’ as soon as discussion phase starts

charon: attempts to play strategically as the impostor, but then starts getting bloodthirsty the longer it takes for people to report bodies. once killed everyone in the first round and has been chasing that high ever since

callan: comes up with the worst lies whenever called out on being the impostor, but somehow gets away with it every time

somerl: actively avoids everyone because he doesnt want to die, ends up getting voted out because he never has an alibi

amarys: didnt know only impostors could use vents and jumps into one in front of like five people. also constantly walks past bodies without noticing them

ananta: modded the absolute shit outta the game. also ragequits every time theyre falsely accused of being the impostor and voted off

ashell: immediately leads someone to the medbay to prove his innocence

davitt: wanders around aimlessly not really understanding the game, yet somehow manages to figure out the imposter every single time

ariete: accuses everyone of being sus just because they walked funny or stood around a little too long

velour: [hits emergency meeting button] guys i got the card scan done first try! ok thats all carry on

mikiel: no one likes to accuse him of being the impostor because he will destroy your eardrums by screaming into the mic that theyre a fucking liar hes been doing tasks in electrical all this time and YOU SAW HIM THERE

aiolos: does whatever would be funny to watch on his stream, another active hindrance to whatever team hes on. person: ‘i saw you kill [name]’, impostor!aio, immediately: ‘no you didnt’

lusien: quietly doing tasks the entire time. never engages in conversation except to state what task hes doing. ‘can i continue doing simon says now’

daimon: always happens to stumble upon a body right as someone else walks in and gets accused as the impostor

viltau: everything he does is fucking shady as hell but somehow no one can pin him as an impostor, if working in a team will backstab his impostor buddy to save his ass

belamy: the most relentless interrogator who will derail entire discussions because his hunch is right (its not) and everyone needs to listen to him (they do)

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cat trolls, attempting to curl up in your lap like actual cats do, but unfortunately they are grownass adults

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writing this Big Profile Doc has made me realise that barely any of my trolls have pets

liiore’s got his two guinea pigs

zotick owns an ant farm and keeps bees, as well has having a whole slew of other pet bugs and reptiles

charon attempts to raise birds, but the local birdlife doesnt like to stick around in the cages he leaves out

ashell and davitt both have cats

daimon adopted a dog after his lusus died

vallis has an entire aquarium of sea creatures at his hive

and sigrun kiiinda has pet penguins alongside their lusus?? tho theyre more just penguins from their lusus’ colony/herd/whatever-the-fuck-the-collective-noun-is who also stick around and siggy knits sweaters for uvu

tho then again im just

> looks at my trolls who can barely look after themselves, let alone also be responsible for another animal

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inspired by / shamelessly ripped off from earthboundfacebook