#dawsongfg

[askaceattorney]

Dear Moderators,

Must this go on until I'm dead!?

-Miles Edgeworth

(Puffyjiggles)

[ask-glados]

Dear GLaDOS, Meow meow, meow meow meow! - dawsongfg

[sigh] “Would it be possible to get an actual intelligent question on here, or is it always going to be these ape-minded buffoons?”

[askaceattorney]

(Previous Letter)

Dear dawsongfg,

Ever heard of the phrase "think before you speak"? That applies to writing, too, you know.

(Why does this feel like a conversation with Larry all of a sudden?)

-Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

Dear dawsongfg,

Er... Can we maybe eliminate the last one as a suspect? They don't sound like a food thief to me...or someone whose name I feel like writing down.

Is it even legal to put numbers in your name?

-Athena Cykes

[askaceattorney]

Dear dawsongfg,

I want to say it's the last one, but...that sounds like it'd be too easy. Can you give me a hint?

(Just when I thought I'd seen gargantuan names for the last time...)

-Apollo Justice

[askaceattorney]

Dear dawsongfg,

I can't give you an answer just by reading their names, but if you send them my way, I'll tell you who the shawarma thief is in no time flat!

Is it okay if we call the last one "Shik Shak Shok" for short? That'll make things a lot less tedious, something tells me.

-Trucy Wright

[askaceattorney]

Dear dawsongfg,

I...can't say I know without context. Sorry.

(I don't even know what shawarma is, for Pete's sake...)

-Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

(Previous Letter)

Dear dawsongfg,

Hey, do I look worried? All I gotta do is learn the art of time travel, and I'll be out just as soon as I got in! Maybe even sooner! I'll see you in another timeline, dude!

...Don't suppose you could give me some tips?

-Larry Butz