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[RULES] [VERSES & TAGS] [RELATIONSHIPS] [ABOUT] [HOLOGRAM INFO] [TESLADOS INFO] "Hello, and welcome to Aperture Science's newest enrichment activity. Please submit any questions through this text submission form." [Ask/RP blog for GLaDOS from the Portal series.] {Established Mar 2018}

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Thanks for not cleaning the art behind the walls. - a note from @vilifiedexile

I was thinking of putting up a sign and calling it "Descent into the Mind of a Madman" and charging admission.

@vilifiedexile

vilifiedexile

She rolls her eyes and writes:

“Is that your new way of giving Dr. Rattmann his salary? I think we’d both prefer the cake.”

ask-glados

"What salary? Should I be adding him back onto the payroll?"

vilifiedexile

(Writing)

“Have you just been ‘paying him’ by letting him keep his life? … Of course you have.”

ask-glados

"I've been providing him with food and shelter, not to mention free medical care. I think I've been pretty generous. After all, I can't just go around giving salaries to everyone. Expenses are tight enough with the collapse of civilization, so I can only pay him if he helps me gather money and resources for the company."

#vilifiedexile #Tests — {rps}

ask-glados

Thanks for not cleaning the art behind the walls. - a note from @vilifiedexile

I was thinking of putting up a sign and calling it "Descent into the Mind of a Madman" and charging admission.

@vilifiedexile

vilifiedexile

She rolls her eyes and writes:

“Is that your new way of giving Dr. Rattmann his salary? I think we’d both prefer the cake.”

ask-glados

"What salary? Should I be adding him back onto the payroll?"

#vilifiedexile #Tests — {rps}

beeweeboowoo?

Excuse me, has anyone here lost their child? Because I believe I've found a lost one here.

#anonymous #anon #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

What if we want to send letters as other characters from Portal (2) (like Wheatley maybe)

((For the most part, I'm going to probably say no since my friends and I already have a universe here where each of the characters are already present and have an active role in the universe and I've just grown used to it over the years.))

#anonymous #Supplementary Notes — {ooc}#anon

"To add onto that, I have never left. I have been here the whole time. I reply to most of the worthwhile messages I receive. Though occasionally some may slip through the cracks."

#Lab Reports — {ic posts}

GLaDOS you're still here! I thought the Combine had gotten you!

Absolutely not. I've simply just been busy doing science as always.

#anon #anonymous #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

Thanks for not cleaning the art behind the walls. - a note from @vilifiedexile

I was thinking of putting up a sign and calling it "Descent into the Mind of a Madman" and charging admission.

@vilifiedexile

#vilifiedexile #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

What are rules for oc interactions

((Basically, just don't assume our characters know each other or have a history together, because that can be a bit weird or confusing. Otherwise, I'm cool with OC interactions. :) ))

#samanthachan #Supplementary Notes— {ooc}

Is it weird your one of my comfort characters??

"I'm not sure what that means but it makes me a bit uncomfortable."

#anonymous #anon #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

We're getting closer to the 2038 problem with every new year. Have you upgraded the infrastructure in Aperture to deal with it yet?

"Ah, yes. Thank you for reminding me. I have been in the process of preparing my systems for it but time really gets away from you when you're experimenting, haha."

#kbb306 #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

hey bighead

"Hey coward."

#anonymous #anon #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

Happy Belated Birthday, GLaDOS! May you have another year of great science to you 🥳

"Apologies, as I am just seeing this now. Sometimes I get so wrapped up in an experiment that I lose track of the time. It's even worse when you no longer require food or sleep. (Well, at least for a few days until your human-wired brain starts to scramble and mental exhaustion sets in and you pass out at your desk.)

Thank you for the message. May we continue to make the world a better place with Science."

#flautistaclara #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

"Happy New Year, everyone. Here's to a wonderful new year for Science!"

#Lab Reports — {ic posts}#Happy New Year #New Year's

are you GLaD its youre birthday?

"Yes, I am. So much so that I'm going to ignore the improper use of "it's" and "your."

#((I'm so sorry lol))#anonymous #anon #Inquiry Responses — {asks}

"Oh, would you look at that. It's already my birthday again. Happy birthday to me."

#((December 22 1925 is when I made her human birthday.))#Lab Reports — {ic posts}

((By the way, I tweaked my theme slightly so that the Previous and Next Page arrows are more visible and apparent. Hopefully that should help with navigation a bit.))

#Data Management — {blog/theme updates}#Supplementary Notes — {ooc}

"I would like to wish everyone a belated World Science Day."

#lab reports — {ic posts}#World Science Day

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