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[ao3-writer]

can you write a sweet fluffy crankiplier story?? You can decide how jt goes!

YES I CAN!!!

 Mark stared down at Ethan, looking into his bright blue eyes. The younger man stared right back at the other. Their eyes drew to analyze one another. Their fingers twitched at their sides. They both darted at the same time, Ethan being triumphant and snatching the last piece of bacon from between them.

  “Hey! You drew first!” Mark whined.

  “Sucks to suck, loser,” Ethan sneered as he took a bite of the greasy meat. Mark pouted before he reached across the table and snatched the rest away.

  “Hey! Give it back, asshole!” Mark stuck his tongue out and Ethan darted forward, Mark holding it away from him on purpose.  Ethan groaned and stood up, reaching for it as Mark tried to back away. 

 Mark’s legs hit the edge of the couch and fell backward. Ethan jumped over him, reaching as far as he could to snatch the bacon.

  “C’mon!” Ethan griped, Mark held it out of his grasp.

 Mark pecked Ethan unexpectedly on the lips. Ethan, dazed by the action, shifted his attention to Mark. Mark gave a smile. Ethan grew a dark smirk that could only lead to trouble.

 And it did as Ethan began to furiously tickle Mark and kiss his neck feverently. The piece of bacon was lost in their furious movements and incessant tickles. The couple laughed as they fell off the couch, only to resume their torment of little kisses and jutted fingers. 

 Their laughs began to cease minutes after they had stopped. They sat against the couch, Ethan leaning on Mark’s legs. 

  “You’re a dick, you know that?” Ethan mumbled as he bopped Mark’s nose.

  “Yeah, but you love me…” Mark replied, winking. Ethan let out a dramatic sigh.

  “Yeah, I guess I do, huh?”

 The two laughed at the comment before standing up and going back to the their kitchen table to resume breakfast.

 When they both spotted there was only one last slice of bread, they eyed each other dangerously once more before resuming their tickle fight in order to distract the other.

 Mark ended up winning and snatching the last slice of bread. Ethan scoffed and pretended to pout for the remainder of the morning. Their love was a battle that could never end. And they didn’t want it to.

[ao3-writer]

Ethan turns into a 5year old and Mark and Amy have to look after him. He uses Tyler like a jungle gym, he puts makeup badly on Kath,he "fixes" Amy's hair and he constantly Bugs Mark when he's trying to work bc he's a ADHD 5 year old with no filter and god dann it he demands Mark gives him all the hugs all the time

I can’t tell if this is a request or just an idea but oh welllppp

 Okay but this is so cute. Bc just imagine:

- Eth suddenly waking up and now he’s just a tiny version of himself.

- Mark and Amy staring at this crazed child with the most wack ass blue hair staring back at them like ( 0-0).

- Sugar Cravings ™ 

- “Lift me! again, again, again!”

- Tyler begrudgingly letting Ethan hang off his bicep and lifting his arm up lifting a giggly tiny being as he raises his arm

-Tyler’s heart low key grows at the sound of a child’s laughter.

-”what happened to you?” Amy asking when she sees Kathryn’s face half-covered in mascara, half-covered in purple lipstick.

- Kat will always have flashbacks and nightmares of Ethan just giving her a menacing look as he pulled out the lipstick from her purse.

- “What does this button do” smol Ethan asks as he starts keyboard smashing and Mark has to hold his breath and faith to not throw his best friend out the window.

- Ethan almost tears apart Amy’s hair but she quietly pulls him away and keeps her hair in a bun to keep it out of his reach.

- “HUG ME, DAMMIT”

- “He’s just a child! He doesn’t know any better!” Amy tries to plead, Ethan hiding behind her legs while everyone else is just giving him the Glare™.

-By the end of the day, Mark’s hair is in every direction and he is beyond exhausted at this point. Tyler has multiple scratches and bruises on his arms where Ethan would hold onto him. Kathryn’s face looks like a freaking battlefield. Amy’s just babying Ethan and buying him a shit ton of candy.

-”aMY NO” they all plead after she hands him a pack of Skittles and… holy shit he can climb the walls now.

- They hope Ethan calms down and lets them all sleep.

- Ethan does not calm down and they’ve resorted to wrapping him in a burrito blanket at 4am.

[undef-eat-able]

A total stranger at Starbucks called me an extraordinary human being yesterday while I waited in line.

I’m still feeling warm and fuzzy. :)

[screamqueenmartin]

There was a knock on Lydia’s door, though nobody was there when answered, just a cheerful bunch of daisies clearly handpicked and in an equally cheery vase. A note is attached to the ribbon.

"Lydia,

    I’m not going to apologize for my decision.

    Enjoy the flowers.

Ben.”