[ ✉ → ignore ] i hate how jealous i am of you. i know it makes me look even worse but i just don’t get how you get away with everything. [deleted!] [ ✉ → ignore ] it feels like i get double the shit because you don’t get enough but i know that isn’t true [deleted!] [ ✉ → ignore ] and i feel like shit being a dick to you but you’re such an easy target for all of my resentment [deleted!] [ ✉ → ignore ] but i also know you must feel like an outsider in the group and if anyone deserves that i do since i don’t even want to be here so [deleted!] [ ✉ → ignore ] i’m sorry [deleted!]
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[ ✉ → ignore ] god yuore sofcking annoyying[ ✉ → ignore ] shut uuuuuuupppp[ ✉ → ignore ] u didnt say nything but i kno it was annnooyign!!!
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[ ✉ → ignore ] how much is that plastic you can put over furniture so it doesn’t get pet hair or stains on it?[ ✉ → ignore ] i’m thinking of covering the dorm in that so i don’t have to worry about what surface you’ve “soju and snuggled” on
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[ ✉ → ignore ] hey baby 💖 i booked the place we’re staying for valentine’s day[ ✉ → ignore ] and i got some other stuff i think you might like ;)[ ✉ → ignore ] fuck not you[ ✉ → ignore ] i’m spending that night working on stuff at the company building alone and if you tell anyone anything otherwise, i will personally purchase one hundred snakes and let them loose in your room
[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] i wish you’d take better care of yourself[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] i’ll always come get me if you need me that’s never gonna change[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] but i don’t know i can’t help but worry about you[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] if there is something going on you can always just talk to me instead of drink yourself into a comatose you know?[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] yo fuckface how is that hangover treating you
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[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] whr re u?[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] if i die txting nd drivin its on u[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] fr now just tell me whre the fukc u r[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] its ice cld otusde u idiot i cnt hve ur stupid ass freezin 2 death
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[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] you know [ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] sometimes i get the overwhelming desire to smash ur nd jace’s skulls together[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] like rlly rlly fucking hard[ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] you two are literally two halves of a whole idiot [ 📱 ⟶ headasss 2.0 ] icb i still put up with you two
