#day 491

[isdonaldtrumpdeadyet]

I checked Wikipedia (most trusted source ever) and he has at least 18 failed assassination attempts against him. How the fuck is he this lucky.

Where’s that one Wikipedia meme template with the “this is a list of X. It is incomplete, you can help by expanding it”

[shittyjakeenglish]

Day 491

a lovely bath

[risequotes]

Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 491

Donnie: We are the worst pet sitters of all time.

(Rise of the TMNT: Issue #3)

[iskingcharlesdeadyet]

Not yet

[daily-ethoslab]

[491] Something something love languages. He's totally gonna throw that pie in beefs face.

[randall-daily]

[dailykarmen]

[rooooobeeeeeee]