Rise Quotes

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 644

Donnie: Leo, do you really think I would've let you make salami paper without putting a tracer in it?

Raph: [Gasps]

Donnie: ...It's okay, I put two.

(Season 1, Episode 2A - Origami Tsunami)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 643

Splinter: I look good! Clothes of a teen, body of a Greek god.

(Season 1, Episode 16 - Shadow of Evil)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 642

Albearto: The only thing in our way is these turtles! Shred them!

(Season 1, Episode 10B - Al Be Back)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 641

Leo: Then hit me! Right in the old peepers with your pointy pinchers!

Carl: I was already gonna do that before you even said it!

(Season 2, Episode 11 - Battle Nexus: New York)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 640

Meat Sweats: Order's up.

Leo: Yeah, I'm gonna pass on the giant, dirt-covered reptile. But do you happen to have a light souffle I might enjoy?

Meat Sweats: Whot?

(Rise of the TMNT: Issue #4)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 639

Leo: I'm sorry, you've never heard of Baron Draxum? Tall, ugly dude with talking gargoyles for shoulder pads? Likes to make mutants in his spare time? None of this is ringing a bell?

Big Mama: Hmm, sounds fascinating.

(Season 1, Episode 7 - Bug Busters)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 638

Hypno: Ta-da! Hypno-Potamus has arrived!

Raph: Finally! It's the thing we actually care about!

(Season 1, Episode 3B - Newsworthy)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 637

Donnie: Oh, please. Every place in New York claims to have the world's greatest pizza.

Leo: Yeah yeah yeah, but this pizza's behind a velvet rope! Velvet rope, guys! Velvet. Rope. You know that means quality!

(Season 1, Episode 6B - Minotaur Maze)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 636

Mikey: Why aren't you guys more upset?

(Simultaneously)

Leo: Ohh, it's a tragedy.

Raph: Oh, oh. [Fake crying]

Donnie: Ohh, man, tha- this hurts me. Uh. I'm very sad?

(Season 1, Episode 11B - Pizza Pit)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 635

Helmet: Hey, Raph. You need a plan.

Raph: Agh!

Helmet: Bad plan!

(Season 1, Episode 2B - Donnie's Gifts)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 634

Raph: No way, creepy bear jamboree, we need it for our bet-

Mikey: -friend.

Raph: -friend! The pizza stays with us.

(Rise of the TMNT: Issue #3)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 633

Hueso: Do you have any idea how much danger you have put me in?!

Leo: I do now! So, where we going?

Hueso: Where the police dare not go.

Leo: Splinter's laundry pile?

(Season 1, Episode 17A - Portal Jacked)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 632

Raph: Is he gone for good now?

Mikey: Based on his two zip-zaps, I predict that baddie's gonna be back in fifteen minutes!

Donnie: Two data points? You're hypothesizing with two data points? Scoff!

[Fifteen minutes later]

Donnie: Whoa, fifteen minutes. Scoff retracted.

(Season 2, Episode 1 - Many Unhappy Returns)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 631

Mikey: My eyes!

(Season 1, Episode 5B - Mascot Melee)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 630

Splinter: Ohh, well excuse me. I suppose you know the fight in Little Jacob's Ladder?

Raph: [Laughs] Do people even use ladders anymore? Isn't there an app for that?

(Season 1, Episode 13 - The Evil League of Mutants)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 629

Donnie: That's it! You are grounded, young man! Literally!

Shelldon: Hey!

Mikey: Donald!

(Season 2, Episode 4A - Breaking Purple)

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Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 628

Leo: If this is it, I want you to know I finally understand. And I'm sorry.

(Rise of the TMNT: The Movie)