#daz op

[lothirielswanop]

*First Mate Support Group meeting starts*

Killer: Thank you all for coming —

Daz: Question, Barbie: why is Ken here?

Sabo: Hi!

Killer: Uh...are you on a pirate crew?

Sabo: Nope! But I'm a big fan

Zoro: Aren't you second-in-command to the Revolutionaries?

Sabo: Yeah! Figured that was first-mate adjacent

Vito: Let's keep him. He knows how to dress-rero.

Y/N: I mean...we let Marco and Rayleigh stay

Zoro: That was mostly because they wouldn't leave.

Killer: All right, time for a group vote: show of hands, people

*Hands, swords and paws go up*

Killer, with a chainsaw raised: All right. Sabo stays. Now, the point of today's meeting is validation. Giving yourself your own personal pat on the back because you know you did well...and when you baked an apple pie for five hours straight and someone flung it across the ship like a frisbee, you should still feel proud of yourself.

Bepo: GASP!!!11!! Not your apple pie!

Y/N: Oh, Killer! I'm so sorry. You're an amazing cook!

Zoro: I can honestly say you're the best cook I know.

Killer: Thank you, thank you *sniffles under mask*

Sabo: You should do something for yourself! I think that's a good way to feel validated.

Daz, sharpening his arm blade: Or...you could avenge the pie.

Everyone: ...

Killer: We've been over this before: we have to be careful about acts of revenge because it can lead to inner crew turmoil.

Zoro: OR you could make another pie and shove it in Kid's face.

Killer: ...

Killer: Y/N?

Y/N: It’s Kid, so…shove it hard.

Everyone: RE-VENGE PIE! RE-VENGE PIE!

Killer: *sighs*

Sabo: I think I like it here :D