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Fragger: Vassili's never done anything wrong in his life and I love him.

Aimee: He hasn't done anything in his life ever that's the problem.

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Fragger: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Nader: Break their bones, they have 206.

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Vassili: You consider me a friend?

Fragger: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Vassili: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Fragger: All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.

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Aimee: I remember the first time I saw her. I was like, 'Holy shit. I'm gonna fall in love with this woman.'

Fragger: Oh, that's sweet. Proxy, what did you think the first time you saw Aimee?

Proxy: I thought, 'Oh shit. This girl's gonna kill me'.

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You’re my family, and I love you, but you’re all terrible.

Fragger, probably

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Nader: What took you so long to answer your phone?

Fragger: My fingers were covered in blood and the touch screen wouldn’t work.

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Fragger: Oh, am I talkin’ too loud? Sometimes I get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth. I never had a group of friends before. I promise that I’ll make y’all proud.

Sawbonez: Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd.