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Aimee: You murdered three people!

Proxy: It all just sort of snowballed.

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Stoker: The doctor said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs.

Proxy: Did he clear you or not?

Stoker: He did not. Alright, let’s get to work.

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Bushwhacker: As your best friend—

Proxy: Sparks is my best friend.

Buschwhacker:

Bushwhacker: As your best friend—

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Proxy: I could strangle you

Aimee: You aren’t tall enough.

Proxy: You’ve sunk low enough for me to reach.

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Proxy: [meeting Sparks for the first time] Please tell me that you're normal. I need someone here to talk to.

Sparks: Oh, I'm very normal. I've had everything normal happen to me.

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Proxy: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Vassili: No its called highjacking

Aimee: Guys its clearly weedwhacking

Aura: Actually its called disappointing your mother

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Proxy: It's so dark in here.

Aimee: It's mood lighting.

Proxy: What's the mood?

Aimee: I'm sad.

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Proxy: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Nader, lifting her off the floor: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes.