Merc Serv

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Bushwhacker: Okay, let’s stop using the word ‘butthurt,’ we’re not twelve any more.

Turtle: You sound Asstroubled.

Guardian: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Stoker: Someone’s having a tushytantrum

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Phantom: You may not know this, Aura, but I am a flawed person.

Aura, after a long pause: I do know that.

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Sawbonez: What do you like in bed?

Arty: Privacy.

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Aura: Do you really think we should stay outside or do you just not want to deal with this right now?

Kira: Two things can be true.

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Phantom: I am very disappointed in you.

Aura: Your approval means nothing to me.

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“But in my defense, I believe murder should be legal if the person is a jerk.”

— Sparks, probably (via incorrectdbmercs)

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Bushwhacker: You were right.

Javelin: Yeah. On what topic?

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Proxy: Guys, we need a plan.

Fragger: Shoot everyone.

Proxy: One that goes further than shooting everyone.

[otherwindow]

Losing my mind over the Dirty Bomb character reactions to be being healed

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Dirty Bomb (2015 - 2019). I’ll miss my mains so much :’’’)

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Red Eye: You alright?

Aimee: Yeah, why?

Red Eye: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

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Phantom: Aura. Sorry to disturb you.

Aura: Sorry enough to leave?

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Phantom: The innocent don't run.

Rhino: You ran from us.

Phantom: Exactly.

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Bushwhacker: You were right.

Javelin: Yeah. On what topic?

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Arty: Hello, Skyhammer, how necessary to see you.

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Hunter: I never have second thoughts. That's the luxury of having great first thoughts.

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Thunder: You look—you look real fantastic.

Phoenix: Well, I wear the same thing all the time.