#dbs fluff

[tytarax]

Lol, imagine if the Jehovah's witnesses came to the reader's house while Whis and Shin (or Daishinkan and Zenon) were in their apartment, and when the angel opens the front door, receiving a question from the guests about whether they believe in God, the angel turns on the troll respond, "We live in the same space, and I can introduce you"

Whis

Whis is the BEST person to accidentally open the door. He does it with that serene smile that could kill a you.

JW: “Hello! Do you believe in God?” Whis, tilting his head sweetly: “Oh, yes. We have brunch every other week.”

He says it so casually the guests think he’s joking. He’s not.

JW: “Would you like to learn about God’s plan—?” Whis: “I can ask Him for you if you like! I’m meeting Him later.”

He physically prevents himself from saying “Which God?” because he knows you’ll strangle him later.

If you come up behind him like “Whis, who’s at the door?” He turns, smiles, and whispers: “Religious solicitors. I may have broken them.”

He offers them tea while they stand frozen, questioning every life choice.

When the visitors finally run away, Whis closes the door calmly: “Mortals are so fun.”

Shin

Shin opens the door with the energy of a man who’s scared of microwaves.

JW: “Do you believe in God?” Shin: “…Define… God?”

Bad start. They begin explaining scripture to HIM. The literal creation deity.

He panics, because he doesn’t want to lie, but also can’t say “I am God for your entire quadrant.”

JW: “Would you like to hear the good news of the Lord?” Shin, sweating: “He… likes you?”

He blurts out something theologically disastrous, like: “Your souls are very shiny!”

If they ask for his name, he gives a fake one: “Uh- Phil. Phil Kai. I mean- Phil.”

You have to physically pull him back inside because he will accidentally start explaining cosmic creation laws.

Once the door closes, he collapses on your couch like: “I almost told them everything.”

Dai + Zeno

This is the worst-case scenario for the visitors. The absolute worst.

Daishinkan Opens the Door

He smiles like a divine doll come to life. So serene it’s terrifying.

JW: “Do you believe in God?” Daishinkan: “…We live together.”

They laugh nervously. He doesn’t.

JW: “Would you like to learn about—” Daishinkan: “Would you like to meet Him? He’s in the living room.”

He even gestures inside like he’s inviting them to a tea party of doom.

Zeno Pops His Head Around the Corner

Zeno: “Who are those people? Are they friends??” Daishinkan: “They came to talk about God.” Zeno: “That’s me!”

The guests nearly PASS OUT.

One drops their pamphlet. Another screams.

Zeno waves cutely, very proud: “Hi! I destroy universes!”

You nearly break your ankles sprinting to the door: “NO NO THANK YOU WE’RE GOOD GOODBYE—”

Daishinkan: “Should I erase their memory?” You: “NO?? THEY JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT JESUS???”

Zeno: “Is he strong? Can I meet him?”

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[teenandbeyond]

Hello! I was wondering if you would want to write for Beerus? I was thinking what a courtship would be like between him and a goddess of creation? :) hopefully you're doing well during the midst of everything that's going on in the real world! Best of wishes! -A

Beerus x Goddess of Creation. Reader

I like the alternative idea. Despite this, I plan to make the personality different! Edit: I'm doing okay, just busy with schoolwork. Best wishes to you, too! I hope everyone who reads this is doing well too, or if not, this can cheer you up a little!

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🥢Création et Destruction🥢 (DBS or Dragon ball Super)

Warning(s): Fluff

Although destruction and creation contradict each other in meaning, one can not exist without the other...They must coexist to truly make the universe hold the beauty it possesses.

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You and Beerus are total opposites.

He destroys.

You create.

He is much more relaxed.

While your shoulders are stiff with responsibility and proper etiquette.

When you met, you hadn't expected him to flirt with you on the spot.

"Huh. My first time meeting the Goddess of Creation, can't believe I've been missing out on such a cute Goddess."

"I—That-that's very unprofessional..."

You didn't understand him. You were taught to always be polite and respectful, to always hold your tongue, to always be professional, and to hold your temper.

He hardly did any of those things.

And he could really test your temper.

He easily broke that elegant, put-together wall you had up.

And he enjoyed every minute of it.

"Why are you taking a nap when you have responsibilities?! That's so improper!...Ahem-"

And with time, he broke you down completely.

Noticing you were always tired and stiff and showing you what's it like to relax.

"Just because we have responsibilities doesn't mean we can't relax once in a while. We have to do this for millenniums, might as well catch a few Z's in between."

He is very protective over you when you do relent and catch a nap, he'd be very tempted to destroy the planet of whoever interrupts you.

And he learned you hadn't really explored planets and introduced you to Earth and its cuisine.

Which really excited you.

"Cute..."

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

He liked that your presence wasn't rough as his, the feeling of powerful serenity you gave off was attractive to him. You were polite and fluid in movement, yet your power and knowledge were undeniable.

He wanted you.

So he courted you.

And you saw another side of him.

"Flowers?"

"Bulma gave me an earful and said something about them..."

"Let me guess, you weren't really listening?"

"Well...I want to get this right, so, I tried to remember everything I could. She mentioned something called a 'date' that I'm supposed to take you on..."

He was soft and wasn't afraid to show it...to you...

He noticed your hair was always getting in your face, so he got you fancy hair clips to hold the stray hairs away.

When your shoulders got stiff from playing your role, he learned how you give you massages to make you feel better, but not without cracking jokes the whole time.

He attempted to learn how to cook for you...

Well, actually, he wasn't terrible at that. The dishes he could make were just limited.

You liked watching the process, his frustration was adorable.

Cooking for you? Telling you 'good morning' and 'good night'?

He was whipped.

Undoubtedly.

He even lets you pet him, which you'll do if he gets a little riled up.

You save his dignity and refrain from doing it in public (if it's not necessary) since he purrs a deep rumble.

You do things together, like cooking and of course your roles as Gods.

But Beerus's favorite activity to do with you is definitely napping...or maybe eating...both? That's a hard choice for him to make.

You were really good for each other.

He destroyed your walls and the false personality you upheld.

You created a warmth in his heart that he cherished.

People wondered how you worked out so well, you were opposites.

But being opposites brought you together.

So what if he destroys and you create?

Destruction and creation coexisting can make something truly beautiful

And you two love every minute of it

[geekedoutbunny]

omg that last piccolo request you did was so good. could we get more house husband piccolo??? Perhaps the reader works and Piccolo stays home and learns how to cook for them.

Househusband! Piccolo x Reader Headcanon - To Be a House Husband.

Ooooo, another Piccolo fan are we? But of course, I'll be more than happy to write this request for you dear.

Thank you, for sending in this lovely little request, I'll be sure to serve it justice, and I hope it's to your liking.

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You and Piccolo have been married for a good three years now, and you recently have gotten a job, times are rough and the prices for everything are rising, it was time for a job. So it was up to Piccolo to learn how to cook for you, he wanted to anyways, he wanted to aid in any way he could.

He didn't like seeing you worry and stress about getting ready for work, just to forget to make yourself lunch in your franticness. So, he offered to learn how to cook, just for you. His sweetness knew no boundary, you were happy to have met such a man in your life.

You'd teach him the basics, first, how to cook toast. Then eggs and bacon. Then you'll move on to rice, beans, and pasta. Lastly, you'll do meat and baked goods. He was a fast learner, so it didn't take him long to learn. He quickly became quite the master at cooking, and you began salivating for his delicious foods.

He took a liking to cooking shows, one because they were entertaining, and two because he could learn new dishes. He began seeing cooking as a form of art, and he was a beautiful artist. His foods began going from basic to gourmet meals fit for a queen. You'd feel so cocky seeing your fancy meal compared to everyone else's.

He's been buying fresh products and spices, he's kept the kitchen clean and he'd never let it get dirty. He'd scrub away any grim that even dares to appear. Only the finest cleaning products and groceries littered your home. It never smelled so fresh before.

When you get home, he'll already be in the kitchen, making dinner for you, while the TV would be on in the background, Gordan Ramsey's voice would make a smile appear on your face, as you kick off your shoes and head into the kitchen. The food would smell divine, and you'd feel so giddy. Piccolo would tell you to clean your hands and to set the table, and you wouldn't complain.

Piccolo was a mature individual, he thrived on peace and quiet, but he didn't mind some noise. You, on the other hand, were more energetic and hyper, being married to him was a perfect balance. You loved his caring nature and how he was rather fatherly in his own ways, and he actually adored your cute hyper activeness, even when you weren't as hyper, he still loved you.

In the morning he'd wake you up with the smell of eggs and bacon with a hint of coffee. Sometimes oranges that's been freshly squeezed. You enjoyed his cooking, and he enjoyed doing it for you.

He was happy that you taught him how to cook, he never knew that he had such a talent, he wonders what else he could do, but being a house husband, was sure to show him.

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[teenandbeyond]

Hi may I request some headcannons of Piccolo with a shy s/o? Mainly shy/nervous around strangers I guess.

Piccolo x Shy. Reader Headcannons

This was a relaxing request, especially since I've been getting double requests since I got back xD

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Mimosa Pudica  (DBS)

Warning(s): None

Piccolo was quite happy keeping you to himself, but his family had to meet you at some point...sigh...

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When you saw Piccolo for the first time...

You were in awe, to say the least

During one of the most chaotic nights of your life, rain pours down on you, both literally and metaphorically

And there he is, breaking through the pressure of it all like nothing.

"Beautiful..." you whispered.

Before he could respond, you squeaked in embarrassment, hiding behind your hands. Happy he didn't hear you over the thundering rain.

Well...you thought he didn't, anyway.

There weren't any words exchanged that night...

You found yourself returning to that same spot a few days later, early in the morning

You weren't being creepy...

You just...

You were curious about such a unique being

They were unlike anyone you've seen on this planet and you liked it

You watched, stunned as he moved through the air, punching and kicking

You couldn't look away until you practically shrieked when you heard a voice next to you

You looked around, but nothing.

Until you met his eyes.

'Why are you watching me?'

'A-Are you in my head?'

That was the beginning.

Day by day, you slowly warmed up to each other.

You showed him your human ways

He showed you how to protect yourself and have mindfulness over your thoughts

You showed him what it was like to love someone deeply

And he showed you loyalty like no other

Your connection grew so deep

You didn't need physical relations to build it

Your feelings were the base

Your words the structure

Your clasped hands; the walls

And your chaste kisses completed the home

But his peace didn't last long

His family was getting curious about who Piccolo finally met

And oh dear, when you met them.

You could only peek out from behind Piccolo

"[Name] is so cute!"

"H-hi..."

And all of them being loud didn't really help, it was overwhelming to someone like you who needed a calmer approach.

It took a few times until you got comfortable enough to part from Piccolo around them.

Although Piccolo would admit internally that he actually quite liked when you looked to him for comfort.

And he somehow found it cute when you got shy about showing him or telling him things.

Or when your body gets hot from the simplest forms of skin contact.

He likes your softness, he's had a rough life, so it's refreshing.

He likes the simplicity of you in a life full of complexity.

He didn't know he needed you in his life until he had you and now...

He didn't know if he couldn't go back to a life without you in it.

You were his Mimosa Pudica.

[teenandbeyond]

Feel free to ignore this if you are busy but may I pls request a part 2? For Lord Beerus X God of Life Male Reader?? Just sweet domestic and romantic stuff, maybe the Z Fighters accidentally finding out about the relationship and shenanigans ensures??

Beerus x M. God of Life Reader pt. 2

And here I am. Making a part 2. I kinda lost my flow but wanted to continue xD

Leh goooo!

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🥢Chaos & Love🥢 (DBS or Dragon ball Super)

Warning(s): Fluffy as a pillow, Mxm (but duh bc the title), I DID not edit 😭😭

You just want to be with Beerus in peace, why must these earthlings bother your peace yet again?

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It's a little ironic that you're the God of Life, but never found domestic behavior something you wanted to experience.

Well, until you met him.

The God of Destruction.

Something else ironic that you never thought you'd like.

Just this morning, you woke up to another body draped over yours.

It still takes a little getting used to after centuries of being alone, too busy to have an actual relationship.

And when you tried to get up to make a stop at your house, those arms weren't letting you go anywhere.

"Beerus. I need to go to my realm-" "-No. You're warm," he muttered in his sleep. You didn't want to be rude and make him cold with your absence...wow, he's making you too soft.

Not that you really cared.

You simply made a compromise. You took him with you.

His legs were wrapped around your hips, chin tucked into your shoulder, arms wrapped tightly around you as you navigated through your house. Grabbing what you needed with one hand.

"My clingy little baby," you mutter after a while, smiling to yourself. "Shut up."

He couldn't help that you were so warm and comfy.

"Hey [Name], can you grab my shirt?" Beerus half-heartedly mumbled, lazily pointing in a direction. "That's my shirt." "Same difference, I wear it more than you do anymore. Grab it, please. I want it," he whined with grabby hands.

At some point, he finally decides to wake up...

...only to hug your waist as you make lunch

You don't question his clingy-ness, usually, when you leave for your job for a while, he's extra clingy when you come back.

But you jump when his stationary hands begin to move.

"Beerus! D-don't do that when I have a knife in my hand."

"Lose it, then," he purrs.

Later that day, after those activities and lunch, Whis approaches you both in the woods.

You hardly looked over from Beerus's lap and he didn't bother to open his eyes from their relaxed state.

"Yes, Whis?"

"It seems Bulma has invited us to try Earth delicacies again. Would you like to accept her invitation?"

"Depends on what it is."

It was a good enough offer for Beerus to go.

Well, that, and you mentioned a curiosity about Earth food.

Beerus told you about it the whole way, quite pleased to feel like an expert.

Although the meeting was a little awkward.

Upon arriving, Beerus and Whis went ahead.

And when you caught up with them, you met eyes with Goku first.

Considering the last time you met, you weren't surprised he was suddenly tense.

Which made his other friends tense, one even rose their power level a bit.

Which made you laugh, loudly, "How adorable."

"L-Lord [Name]!"

You titled your head at the Saiyan a little shorter than him, "Ah, you know my commonly known title, young Saiyan?"

"Lord Beerus, look behind you!"

"You idiots, he's not a threat. He's with me!"

"I will not hurt you, earthlings, not unless you give me a reason to—Now, where is this pudding, Beerus spoke of?"

You tried a few dishes of Earth, though your speed of eating was much slower than the other non-humans. You preferred to savor your food.

And because Beerus kept feeding you some of his food.

"Here, try this, [Name]," he offered a...something.

"Sweetheart, let me try one thing at a time, okay?" but because you were whipped, you opened your mouth to try it.

"'Sweetheart'? Lord Beerus, I didn't know were with someone," Bulma hummed as she brought more food.

"Why do you sound like you're in such disbelief?!" Beerus growled.

"Wait-you both are together?"

"Goku, who asked you to snoop into our conversation?" Bulma barked across the room.

And after that...all hell broke loose.

"How did you guys...?" "When did you guys...?"

Beerus just yawned.

"I don't see Beerus being the date type."

"What even is a date?" He asked you. A shrug.

Cue the gasps from the ones who cared And now they were planning a date, great.

While they were busy planning some date, Beerus dozed off of you while you read a book.

It was peaceful until voices started to rise.

"You can't just ask the God of Life to spar with you, Kakarot!"

"But you said he's more powerful than Lord Beerus! I want to see that power for myself!" he whined.

"All you men want to do is fight!"

"But it'd be so cool!"

Your gaze flickered down when Beerus shifted, then up to the group ahead of you.

"Hey."

Their heads snapped over to you, the calmest voice of all, yet the most intimidating.

"Beerus is taking a nap. Stop all that yelling for no reason. If you wake him up I'm going to be pissed. And you don't want that. Even Beerus couldn't stop me if that happened."

"Someone's protective," Whis teased behind a hand.

"S-shut up," you scoffed, focusing on your book again.

Until you heard the words.

"We set up a date for you, two..."

[geekedoutbunny]

May I get some headcanons of piccolo with a reader that's got social anxiety pls

Ty

Piccolo x Reader Headcanon - Comforting Love

OH YAY!!! MY FIRST PICCOLO ASK!!! He'd be the best man for this situation, he should become a therapist. THANK YOU!!! For sending in this request, I'll try to give this fic justice, hopefully, it's to your liking!!

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Piccolo was a comforting being to be around, he was so calm and relaxing, he didn't speak much but he always spoke louder with his actions. Piccolo was a man of silence and maturity. He didn't joke around a lot and he didn't smile much either. He was the stronghold for both of you, he helped keep you in line.

You, on the other hand, were a bit of a shy person, you rather him do all the talking for you instead. You were the chirpier one too, more lively and smiley than he was, you enjoyed expressing your emotions through laughter but also through quiet gestures as well. So you were both the best matchup!!

In the mornings, Piccolo was usually the one to awaken you, he didn't sleep as hard as humans did, he was usually in a meditative state, so he was always the one to wake you up. Piccolo however didn't cook, he didn't know how, but he was willing to learn.

At breakfast he didn't eat, only water would do, and he could eat if he wanted to, but he need very water vegetables like Broccoli and Cabbage, even Brussels sprouts worked, but he didn't have any of them cooked. He preferred it all raw, with more water intake. Most times, however, he just preferred a glass of water.

After breakfast, he'll do all the cleaning while you go take a shower, he'd usually clean the dishes rather fast and then he'd get started on chores around the house, so it was rare for you to do many chores. The only time you did, was when he was out saving the world. Sometimes you'd take a quick shower and you were able to help with the cleanup and chores.

In the afternoon, Gohan and Videl would come by to either drop off Pan or would just come to visit. It was always full of laughter when they did. Most times it was to drop off Pan, and just like that, you both have to play 'Parent'. Piccolo was usually the one to take care of Pan, he was very good with children. You were too, but you'd always have an anxiety attack, thinking that you messed something up. Your social anxiety was rather intense.

You'd usually have one when you were around a bunch of people you weren't familiar with or were with too many people, there was sometimes no in-between. When this happens, he'd immediately take you away from what was causing your panic attack. If he didn't notice, then you'd pull on his cap, and usually wouldn't let go until he got the hint, which never took long.

If you were close to your home then he'd bring you to your bedroom, and he just silently cuddles you until you were better. He wasn't good with words, but he was good at acting. He'd rub your head, and pat your back, he'll even sometimes rock you. If you guys were far from home, then he'd take you to a secluded place, and he'll do the same. Floating in the air with his legs crossed, he'd hold you in his lap, and he'll do the same gestures.

At lunch, he'd be playing with Pan or out training her, while you'll cook for both of you and Pan. Piccolo doesn't eat much, he usually only eats once or twice a month. So you just had to cook for two, and luckily Pan had a normal appetite.

After lunch, Pan would either go down for a nap or would watch TV, she liked to relax after she ate. You and Piccolo would clean up the kitchen and finish any new messes within the house. It was rare when there was, as Piccolo wasn't a messy person, and neither was Pan. So you'd usually cuddle on the couch with Pan while Piccolo would meditate outside.

In the evening, Pan would go home. Gohan and Videl would come and get her, saying their thanks and leaving you and Piccolo alone for the night. It was rare when you ate dinner honestly. You'd usually just fill up on snacks, Piccolo didn't always feel like cleaning and neither did you. So snacks it was.

At dinner, if you cooked, then you'd usually eat alone while Piccolo would either be on the couch watching his favorite show, or he'd go take a shower. It was rare when he sat at the table with you. You enjoyed his silent company.

After dinner, it was straight to bed for you. You liked to cuddle before you went to sleep, his calming presence helped calm you down, his head and back rubs were the best, and his hugs always felt so fulfilling. Once you were asleep, he'd take his meditative position, shitting down for the night as well.

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[teenandbeyond]

Heyy!! Happy new year!🥳

Is it possible if you can do a Gohan x Fem!reader. About the reader being a student at Harvard and she's VERY stressed out because of all the studies. It can be headcannons!!

Gohan x Student Fem. Reader

I can relate to this on a personal level as a student, so this was kinda fun!

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👓Stressed Out👓 (DBS or Dragonball Super)

Warning(s): Fluff

Going to college can be stressful, if only we could all have a Gohan...

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Harvard isn't a bad school to go to

The people are nice and friendly

Sometimes you have deep moments with friends

And other times, you have trashy pointless conversations like anyone else

But like any other college, the workload can tire you out.

And sometimes will literally take over your life

"Still working?"

You flash Gohan a tired smile, "Yeah...Can we do a rain check?"

Gohan hates to see your light dim

So when he can, he'll support you however possible

"I can do this report to give you a little break."

"Gohan, that's cheating."

"I can just type with your writing style, they'd never know."

"Gohan..."

He will drop you off food after you're done with classes and sometimes during lunch breaks

Which makes people jealous

Why do you get a hot, intelligent, and romantic boyfriend?

He'll happily give you massages if you're feeling a little sore

With little kisses in between

"I know I'm not the most affectionate guy, but I'll try for you, [Name]."

He will coax you into taking naps

You only agree if you get cuddles

He'd be the type to help you study so often it becomes routine.

"What is the derivative of (x + 1) sin x, my love?"

With a whine at him pulling away from the kiss he started, you grumbled, "Stop making math seem so seductive, Gohan—sin x + (x + 1) cos x."

"Good job—It works, doesn't it? My tutoring is more effective than you'll admit."

"Where's my reward? It's the only reason I agreed to this."

Gohan kisses were good rewards

He happily rewarded you when you did well, even if he helped you...

Like he helped you research for your last assignment

He had to admit some of the assignments you received pissed him off.

"Why in the world are they giving you such a short deadline?! You just got wrapped up from another long project last week!"

"Gohan, calm down-"

"This is outrageous!"

School can be stressful

But fortunately, you have a Gohan to make things a little better.

You kiss the corner of his lips, "What would I do without you?"

[teenandbeyond]

May I request a Lord Beerus with a Male God of Life s/o?? I always liked the "opposites attract" trope

Beerus x M. God of Life Reader

Made it hc style, wanted to finish before I got too sleepy. This was cute, I low-key wanna make a part two.

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🥢Life and Death🥢

Warning(s): Fluff, Mxm

Beerus brings destruction wherever he goes, you leave behind life whenever you leave. So how in the universe did you fall in love?

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You've been aware of each other since you were children.

So a while.

But as time went by, you never saw each other again.

Just did your jobs.

Beerus would destroy

You would create

One day, your routine that had been the same all your lives changed when Goku accidentally appeared in your realm

In your bathroom, while you were in the bath to be more specific

You were not pleased in the slightest

And you literally scared the shit out of him when your power level spiked and it was already intense enough

Literally, the man stumbled to the floor, frozen

"W-wait! I was just trying to get to Lord Beerus's realm! I promise I didn't mean to come here!"

With annoyance, you got out of the comfort of your large bath (that might as well have been a wide pool) and toss on a towel

"How did you mix the two of us up?"

At the last second, he said your power level spiked a little which threw off his accuracy and focus.

You grabbed the back of his collar, lifting him up with an arm before transporting him to the realm this mortal was supposed to be going to. You hadn't been there personally before, but you'd sent your assistant before to handle something.

Luckily you appeared in front of the god himself

"Here. Your package went to the wrong house."

You let go, dropping Goku on his hide.

"Interesting...so this is the God of Life?"

Was he checking you out?

Yes, he was. Because your name was accurate, you were certainly giving his hormones life right now. He didn't even know he had any.

"And you're the God of Destruction...you're certainly...smaller than I imagined."

You quite literally towered over everyone there

"Anyway, nice seeing you and all, but I was enjoying a once bath with Gajua berries so--"

Beerus decided he wanted to try these berries, he'd never heard of them before

You refused and went home

Only to be followed just as you shed your towel, making you fall into the bath at the unexpected visitors.

You grumpily sit in your fluffy robe as your berries get eaten

You let it slip about a few other foods he's never tried.

Expect random drop-ins

Which annoys you

Despite being a bringer of life

People annoy you, mainly when they aren't wanted

But...he slowly melts down that wall

And the annoyance becomes pretend

The weirdness becomes...strangely adorable

And you're completely clueless about his crush on you and attempts to court you

Until he gets pissed one day and lets it slip, oops

"You're an idiot you know that?! You make my body hot and my heart beat out of my chest but you don't even notice!"

When you say you'll give it a shot, his cheeks turn the darkest shade they ever have in his life

Quickly you get protective.

If he's woken from a nap, you'll be more pissed than he is, especially if the nap is with you.

And he totally makes you soft.

Like when he nuzzles into your neck

Gives you cuddles

Or when you pet him and make him purr

He totally didn't get flustered the first time he did this

Or when you give him kisses

Especially when you kiss every inch you can

He's a little spoiled brat, too

You always share your food

Give in during his clinginess

Or just doing things for him

But you truly love him

And he's utterly in love with you

And hey, who said life and death can't work in harmony?