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Two hotheads! I actually did them! Wow!

It’s a little hard to imagine how would they get along. Yet they’re so similar in some ways. The only possible result of their relationship that I can see reasonable - political marriage. She’s the princess of Mars, and he’s the prince. Maybe they would end up as some sort of friends, tolerant enough to each other. And maybe one day Ray would offer Vegeta to bring saiyan race back to life on Mars. And in order to claim his right on the planet, he will marry her and they will become King and the Queen of Mars. Why not?

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Suddenly some sweet GohAmi ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

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Makoto: So? How are we gonna do these... "foursome" stuff?

Minako: Like usual, just with others too.

Trunks: Actually, ladies, me and Goten have a suggestion.

Goten: You're gonna love it!

Minako & Makoto: *stare confusedly*

Trunks and Goten: FUUU-SION HA!

Minako and Makoto: *gasp*

Gotenks: Hey babes! Shall we begin?

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Minako: Is it okay that I want to have a threesome with you and someone else?

Trunks: Totally okay. I've been thinking of the same thing lately.

Minako: So you're in?

Trunks: Yes baby. But I have one condition: I don't want it to be a stranger.

Minako: Why? It's easier this way.

Trunks: It's not. For me at least. I don't want to share you with someone I don't know. I want them to be someone I can trust. Someone who I can be sure that won't cause you any harm.

Minako: Aw babe, that's so sweet of you! I love you!

Trunks: Love you too!

Minako: So, who do you recommend to invite in our little game?

Trunks: I was thinking of Goten, but he already has Makoto. I don't think he'll... What's with that smile of yours?

Minako: I just decided to change it to "foursome"! *giggles*

Trunks: You really are a descendant of Aphrodite.

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Rei: Wait, I just realized!

Vegeta: What?

Rei: You said that saiyans can have multiple mates, right?

Vegeta: I did. So?

Rei: That means that even you can have someone besides Bulma?

Vegeta: Yes. As a Prince, I had to have as many wifes as possible to increase the amount of offsprings. It's not necessary though, but I still can do it.

Rei: So you have an excuse to cheat on Bulma?

Vegeta: Watch your mouth, fiery! Who do you think I am to cheat on my wife? If I ever find a second woman, I'll let her know it. And she may, or may not accept it.

Rei: Oh, I got it. Sorry, I didn't want to offense you.

Vegeta: You're not Kakarot to be able to offense me.

Rei: So, if you ever decide to have a second wife, what would she be?

Vegeta: *smirks* What if it will be you?

Rei: *blushes*

Vegeta: *laughs* Just kidding! Though you're so close to resemble a Saiyan that you can be a great match!

Rei: SHUT UP YOU JERK!!!

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Rei: Have you heard the news?

Vegeta: Which one?

Rei: About your brother and Raditz moving to Haruka and Michiru's?

Vegeta: Oh that? Yeah, I heard it.

Rei: So?

Vegeta: So what?

Rei: Are you okay with the fact that your brother is dating with a girl and a guy at one time, while they both date with a genderfluid person?

Vegeta: I don't know what do you find so concerning about it, but I just don't give a fuck. Saiyans may choose more that one mate and their mates can have others. Doesn't matter male or female.

Rei: Oh. So you don't mind then? Well, that's just great!

Vegeta: Though the fact that he had a thing for Kakarot's older brother seriously pisses me off!

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Michiru: So, Raditz has a crush on Tarble?

Haruka: Yup. Since the first moment he saw him.

Michiru: Are you okay with that?

Haruka: Yeah. I like the guy too. He's sweet, polite and easy to joke around, which is lovely. Are you okay with that?

Michiru: Actually, I think it's a good solution of our problem.

Haruka: Hm? And how is it?

Michiru: *giggles misteriously*

*soon*

Haruka: Guess what Hotaru! You're gonna have two more dads! Raditz and Tarble are moving to our place!

Hotaru: YAY!

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Haruka: I mean, we both agreed to try it with boys. Michiru was whining about it for a while. And I was sure that it’s gonna be okay, cause Tarble is really sweet. But GODDAMN I feel jealous!

Raditz: I know! I feel the same!

Haruka: What?

Raditz: ...

Haruka: What did you just said?

Raditz: Nothing!

Haruka: Raditz, are you telling me that you have a thing on MY Michiru too?

Raditz: No! No, how could...

Haruka: Because if you’ll ever land a hand on her, I’m gonna «World Shake» your saiyan ass up to the outer space!

Raditz: WHAT THE FUCK, HARUKA?! I WAS TALKING ABOUT TARBLE!!!

Haruka:...

Raditz:...

Haruka: Oh... So you are gay?

Raditz: SHUT UP!!!