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The Ultimate Relationship Tag
ELI & KDEN EDITION !!
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? i wanna say elijahWho threatens to leave but never actually does? caden ?Who actually keeps their word and leaves? elijah is a drama queen so yeahWho trashes the house? i don’t think either would. maybe elijah if he was off his meds for some reason ??Do either of them get physical? noHow often do they argue/disagree? not that oftenWho is the first to apologise? i think elijah
Sex:
Who is on top? caden ???? maybe ??? still unclear i feel like it could be eitherWho is on the bottom? eitherWho has the strangest desires? who knowsAny kinks? as of now no Who’s dominant in bed? Is head ever in the equation? yehIf so, who is better at performing it? probably cadenEver had sex in public? as of now noWho moans the most? elijahWho leaves the most marks? elijah, he likes leaving hickeys smhWho is the more experienced of the two? i wanna say elijahDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? bothRough or soft? bothIs protection used? yeh Does it ever get boring? its new and they r still 2 beans in love so probably notWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? probably backstage at one of elijahs shows, maybe an airplane bathroom
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? elijah’s scared he’ll fuck up, but yeahIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? 3Who is the favorite parent? elijahWho is the authoritative parent? caden, bc elijah is probably no help at discipliningWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? elijahWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? probably elijahWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? bothWho goes to parent teacher interviews? elijah would probably make caden do itWho changes the diapers? they’d take turns and probably keep track on a board like marshall and lily from himymWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? they would probably take turnsWho spends the most time with the children? probably caden if elijah is on tour :/Who packs their lunch boxes? kden ?, elijah would forget and just give them money for lunch as they get out of the carWho gives their children ‘the talk’? i feel like they would rock paper siccors itWho cleans up after the kids? probably kdenWho worries the most? lowkey probably elijah, he would be so protective of their kidsWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? elijah
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? elijahWho is the little spoon? i think it changes a lotWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? elijahWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? eliHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? idk if this means like someone’s arm falls asleep or what but i think they cuddle for the long haulWho gives the most kisses? caden What is their favourite non-sexual activity? sitting on the couch watching tv, someone’s head in the other’s lap while the the other plays w/ their hairWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? probably the bed or a couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? eliHow often do they get time to themselves? i feel like it’s a fair amount, but it would be more if elijah wasn’t on the road so much
Sleeping:
Who snores? i think bothIf both do, who snores the loudest? i wanna say eliDo they share a bed or sleep separately? well, they don’t live together, but if someone is at someone’s house u bet ur ass they are sharing a bedIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? i just feel like they are always wanting to cuddle and be near each other so cozy upWho talks in their sleep? cadenWhat do they wear to bed? i think for both just your standard boxers with the occasional t-shirtAre either of your muses insomniacs? elijah hasn’t been diagnosed but he has a lot of trouble sleeping usuallyCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? probably notDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? some one probably has their arm or leg thrown over the otherWho wakes up with bed hair? both but i feel like elijah’s has the potential to be worseWho wakes up first? potentially elijah if he can’t sleep, but more likely caden bc if eli can sleep he’s dead till like 1 pmWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? cadenWho hogs the sheets? caden probably since elijah is usually hotDo they set an alarm each night? no lolCan a television be found in their bedroom? yeahWho has nightmares? elijahWho has ridiculous dreams? cadenWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? i wanna say eliWho makes the bed? caden bc elijah don’t care about itWhat time is bed time? whenever they knock outAny routines/rituals before bed? maybe brushing their teeth together or somethingWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? i wanna say caden
Work:
Who is the busiest? idk i wanna say eliWho rakes in the highest income? i honestly have no ideaAre any of your muses unemployed? nopeWho takes the most sick days? neither ??Who is more likely to turn up late to work? elijahWho sucks up to their boss? neitherWhat are their jobs? well, caden isminor league hockey player for the albany devils and elijah is in a signed band Who stresses the most? idk, i don’t see either stressing that muchDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? enjoyAre your muses financially stable? yeah
Home:
Who does the washing? they probably take turns or do it togetherWho takes out the trash? elijahWho does the ironing? caden bc elijah would accidentally scorch the clothesWho does the cooking? caden maybe ?? but i feel like they always just buy food lmaoWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? elijahWho is messier? elijahWho leaves the toilet roll empty? elijahWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? elijahWho is the prankster around the house?Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? cadenWho mows the lawn? lmao they don’t have one to mowWho does the vacuuming? i think elijah would do it to try and be helpfulWho does the groceries? i think they would do it togetherWho takes the longest to shower? elijah if his playlist be popping
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? nah, elijah got that trustfund m8How many cars do they own? one probablyDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? i guess the coastDo they live in the city or in the country? cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? yesWhat’s their song? most of their songs thus far have been emo like idfc or heartbeat or play date so let’s just say tbaWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? snapchat each otherWhere did they first meet? not even i know that dID WE EVER EVEN SAY HOW THEY MET??? one day kden was just snapping him for nudes its all a blurHow did they first meet? tbaWho spends the most money when out shopping? probably eli but not like an excessive amountWho’s more likely to flash their assets? neither. i thought this meant like dicksAny mental issues? elijah has depression, bipolar II disorderWho’s terrified of bugs? i wanna say cadenWho kills the spiders around the house? elijahWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? i think cadenWho uses up all of the hot water? elijahWho’s the tallest? cadenWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? elijahWho wanders around in their underwear? bothWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? elijahWhat do they tease each other about? Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? neitherDo they have mutual friends? i don’t think soWho crushed first? i wanna say elijah but my memory could be failing meAny alcohol or substance related problems? yes elijah is currently struggling with both alcoholism and substance abuseWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? elijahWho swears the most? its probably 50/50
