do sallie and ben for the meme thing
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Ben. Thankfully, Sallie is there to help him out before he looks like an idiot (but he already looked like an idiot).
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Mmmm... I can see Sallie doing this! It’s so cute. But if not, neither.
Who starts the tickle fights: Ben. At all times. He loves doing that to her.
Who starts the pillow fights: Sallie, and Ben can’t help but follow.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Ben! She looks so pretty.
Who mistakes salt for sugar: Neither, they’re very careful with their food.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Also neither! Sallie knows when not to wake up Ben.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Ben, to Sallie’s dismay. She’s going to hear a lot of dumb stuff.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Ben! And Sallie learns to do it too.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Either of them! Depends of who’s baking at the time (and either of them can do it).
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Mmm, neither. Ben buys them, but for special ocassions.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Sallie! He draws all over him, and it’d be better if they had henna.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Sallie
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Also Sallie! Ben just... doesn’t understand them