#dcrao

[vodka-aunt-coran]

I had an idea I need u to imagine a fic where hunk is trying to get Keith and Lance together and Lance is trying to get Keith and hunk together and Keith is trying to get lance and hunk together and none of them know the other ones plans and it gets way out of hand

Hunk asks for alluras help and Keith asks for shiros help and Lance asks for corans help and nobody tells pidge but she figures it out and makes everything even more of a mess

ASKDJHFLSD OH NO

this would be such a good fic omg fuckin aces

[clawsfangs]

Hye Alisha I lov u

gay…!!!!!!!

i lov u too

[4kadhd]

dcrao replied to your post “Shiro doesn’t even need to flirt honestly. All he has to do is lift up...”

IS THIS OK TO REBLOG BC I FUCKGING CANNOT

reblog this until we hit so high a number of notes it resets to -1

[vodka-aunt-coran]

Allura: "this is how alteans bonded!!!" Shiro: "um.... Okkaaaayyy...."

shiro: [subtly motioning pidge to turn it off] you know, i think they maybe aren’t quite ready for this yet?

allura: [scooping up pidge and heading towards the door] nonsense!! they’ll be married in no time :)

lance: woah woah woah, hold on – this is gonna get them married?? [searching for off switch] sorry allura, but i think hunk needs more time to examine his options

shiro: i feel like i should be offended on keith’s behalf?

pidge: [whispering harshly from under allura’s arm] do you want him to stop it or not

[vodka-aunt-coran]

Lance like locks them into the training room and is like "ah yes that'll bond them" and sets it on like the hardest level and Keith and hunk are dyin and screamin

sdlfhaskjfhlskdajfhslj allura suggested it

[vodka-aunt-coran]

AHDODNSOS shiros like "no lance!!! Keith is perfect for hunk and he'll prove it in the battle!!!"

lance: uh, no way!! you’re on!!

allura: :D !!!! this is just like an old romance movie!!!

pidge: [watching keith and hunk get increasingly overwhelmed; reaches hand towards glass] i’m sorry i couldn’t save you

[clawsfangs]

GEORGIA BY VANCE JOU AHFODUSOD "I COULD EASILY LOSE MY MIND TJE WAY U KISS ME WOILD WORL SO FINE" @ODHDODHDODND

IT ACTUALLY SAYS “THE WAY YOU KISS ME WILL WORK EACH TIME” WHICH IS EVEN BETTER

[clawsfangs]

i think the stupidest shit about the harry potter series is that harry went on to become an auror, like this CHILD who spent literally his entire life being abused and then used as a weapon in a war against the darkest wizard of all time, going on to fight and catch even more dark wizards?????? like ?? that's the worst thing ive ever heard, harry potter would have gone on to do something quiet like being a professor and would have showed up to class in baggy comfy clothes with unbrushed hair and have been the best fucking teacher hogwarts ever saw @ joanne literally fight me