Oct 27, 2025
“Bruce Wayne’s First Adoption Was a Ghost” 👻
Alfred: Master Bruce, who is this? Bruce, fresh from boarding school after his parents’ murder, clutching the hand of another boy: This is Danny. I stole him. Danny: Hi! :D Alfred: You… stole him? Bruce: Yes. He was haunting the school, but I found his bones. Now I own him. He’s going to help make them pay. Danny: Bruce says I’m a Wayne now, ‘cause he got my bones and wants a brother. :D Alfred: Oh. Oh no. This was not in the parenting books. Please, Master Bruce, put him back where you found him. Bruce, clutching Danny tighter: No. I found him. I keep him. Alfred: Twenty years in Her Majesty’s service for this… JOIN NOW