Anyone else thinking about the fucked up in-universe Carapacian porn mags?
Not enough people recognizing the potential in how Carapacians seem to have some weird specific fetishistic fixation on one specific random thing and… Ahem, achieve gratification by sight. Not enough people remembering that HB has a fetish for hearts. CD has a fetish for licorice of all things. DD has a fetish for… Monochrome, but genuinely softcore pornographic images of classy human women. Slick has a fetish for. Um. Dogs.
We don’t have to talk about that last one though.
What we do have to talk about is the reality that an IKEA catalogue is hardcore fetish porn for some Carapacians. This is hysterical to me. I can’t stop thinking about this. Not enough people fucking up their fanapace’s sexuality by giving them a fetish for blenders.