#ddihs maintenance

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This is Incredible Finch, the new appointed Head of Diamond Dogs Informational and Help Services (DDIHS), reporting for duty.

If you have any questions or need help, please send in the request along with your callsign so that we can get back to you.

Edit: Due to some confusion we have created a template for those who may not understand:

[Your questions/ask/submission/request goes here]

-[Your callsign here(ex: Incredible Finch, Pistol Bobcat, Annoyed Ram, etc.) please do NOT put your full legal name like some soldiers already have]

example:

"There is a leak in the cafeteria!

-Plausible Llama"

Thank you,

-Incredible Finch

edit edit: Hello, due to popular requests, I, Obnoxious Worm (DDIHS Communication Assistant), have convinced Incredible Finch to allow soldiers to send any concerns anonymously! Please do not abuse this privilege <3

And to help avoid confusion, here are the people who you can expect to respond to you ^-^

Obnoxious Worm (Communication Assistant of DDIHS)

Incredible Finch (Head of DDIHS)

Loving Fox (Communication Officer of DDIHS) [Please note that Loving Fox mainly works the in-person desk, and may not always be able to respond]

Polite Jerboa (Translation Officer of DDIHS) [Polite Jerboa handles requests in non-English, she may not speak every language, but she will try her best!]

-Thank you!

-Obnoxious Worm

Note: For any medical emergencies, please head to medical. If you have concerns about the integrity of a soldier, please report directly to Commander Miller or Commander Ocelot. For Big Boss memorabilia, please get in contact with Commander Miller. For personal things like leave, please contact Commander Ocelot. If you wish to speak with Big Boss directly, you will have to rely on finding him on base! Per Boss' request, we no longer take in anything to do with Quiet unless it is important.