#dead sirious

[ernest-pamphilow]

severus goes to heaven because he repented.

sirius goes to heaven because all dogs go to heaven.

severus regrets that he repented.

[ernest-pamphilow]

we know that Snape has a certain sense of morality, some principles, some line that he will not cross, because he has never once caught Harry after curfew and said something like:

Pottah... sneaking around, trying to find out what anyone is up to? ... i assume you’re aware that in your godfather’s moral framework this is punishable by death.

[ernest-pamphilow]

sunday church AU

the vicar's giving a sermon, there are children sitting there, and during the sermon he says:

> if someone strikes you on one cheek..

and all the children chant in unison:

> turn to him the other also.

Sirius, quite loudly:

> kick the cunt in the head. has he lost his fucking mind?

ar the exact same moment, Severus mumbles:

> i rather doubt he'd survive 3g of cyanide, but he's welcome to try..

and there is silence.

and they look at each other.

and everyone is looking at them.

and they are looking at each other.

[keyknows]

I’M GONNA FINISH THIS FUCKING FANFIC TONIGHT EVEN IF IT COSTS ME MY LIFE AHHHHHH 

*SHONEN SCREAM*