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deadheadingsi think i can make eggs benedict out of… whatever...

There are actual eggs here

but they're blue...

deadheadings replied to your post:deadheadings

Believe me I’ve done it don’t do it.

:'0(

deadheadings replied to your post:i’ll do it i swear…

Don’t.

but it gets hair in my mouth.

deadheadings replied to your post:how did this cat…owl? get here?? why

If you leave dirty clothes out they just appear.

holy shit...

deadheadings replied to your post:deadheadings aren’t you literally the

My boss is a centaurs and he doesn’t wear pants.

they make pants for centaurs??

deadheadings replied to your post:i’m not sure anyone would notice if i

Not everyone is naked.

i've counted seven, from looking out the window.

deadheadings replied to your post:my back is itchy but i can’t reach.

Ha

somewhere inside of you is a nice person. i'm sure.

#deadheadings