#deadmxnsparty

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𓏲⠀vampire alejandro stimboard⠀٫⠀

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[alejandrofanig]

I got bored so why not draw the silly vampire au and fanfic credits to @bachelorpxrty :33

[midnightstrxngeness]

@deadmxnsparty

Edgar was, by no means, part of the entertainment for the evening, but that didn’t mean they didn’t dress up like they were center stage, hogging whatever limelight they could. Not like it was ever hard for them -- such extravagance came natural, but an orgy scene in a sex shop wasn’t going to be any reason for them to dress down. 

Standing ever so casually off to the side enough with their kitten heels and fur coat, Edgar watched with voyeuristic excitement as the evening’s events were just starting to ramp up. They’d come alone, but didn’t necessarily have any intention of keeping it that way. There wasn’t any reason from Edgar not to find a companion for the night that shared in their... interests.

[opxngravxs-archive]

📂 📂 for Tarkin and and Mortimer!

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

Though he’ll sleep in literally anything (or nothing at all), Wilhuff is most comfortable sleeping in cotton pajamas.

Mortimer still has his wedding rings from both of his marriages. He keeps them in a box under his bed along with other important, sentimental items.

[sleazygoing]

☄☄☄ !!

Send ☄ for one random headcanon I have for my muse!

VFK’s taste in music is... a lot. He’s down for whatever. But his personal collection, mostly vinyl, a few cassette tapes, is largely ‘70s and ‘80s vibes. Disco, soul, funk, citypop, jazz, G-funk... Good shit. Records he’s been enjoying a lot lately include Communication by Junko Yagami (1985), Let’s Start Now by Mike Mareen (1987), and Dr. Dre - The Chronic (1992).

He has at least four dollar signs tattooed on his body. Priorities. $$$

Vernon would tip well even if the service was the worst in the world. He’s making an effort to rebalance his karmic scales for the time (many years ago, in a ‘past’ life, he’s elected to lock the memory in a suitcase and mentally haul it off a bridge) when he aided and abetted in disposing of a body in an industrial tire shredder.

[rotttnapple]

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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Oh man this is Highly Specific to me and a not-really-a-fandom (fan group?) for a game I play but for the LOVE OF HECKIN’ - there needs to be more ‘popular’ animals in The Hunter: Call Of The Wild. African map specifically. Why is there no Big 5. Why are there no elephants, or leopards (we got lions??), or rhinos. It’s a video game where you can legitimately kill 100s of animals in a day, including the endangered (or extinct don’t quote me) European Bison but apparently adding a couple elephants, or a herd of rhino, even as unshootable (which they have the coding for!! There are Reindeer on the arctic map you can’t shoot), is Not Doable. Dude. African game is so incredible diverse and they give you a few piddling critters (Blue Wildebeast, Water Buffalo, Lesser Kudu, Jackal, Rabbit, Lion, and Impalas I think, the boing ones) completely ignoring literally everything else. If they’d just fling a couple more species of antelope, at the very least give me a Greater Kudu and I would shut up. But boy you so as mention anything like that in any of the game groups and they’ll lynch you with your power cord. I can slaughter a village in Skyrim or rob people and do cocaine gum in RDR2 but apparently asking for more African animals in a hunting video game is devil talk. 

RANT: god honestly I’m mostly mad about the power company thing not gonna lie but also SNOW. I HATE SNOW SO MUCH. THERE IS PROBABLY SOME PURPOSE FOR IT SOMEWHERE BUT I H A T E IT (stay warm and safe Texan friends I am worried about you)

HEADCANON: Charley likes to keep busy, regardless of the verse. In his Far Cry verse, he likes making toys and trinkets and jewelry. In his Walking Dead verse, he enjoys tinkering around making little tools, or decorating his small home. He certainly has a passion for collecting, especially shiny things. 

[opxngravxs-archive]

@deadmxnsparty​

The night was drawing in and though the daytime work had been completed, he and his kind were far from turning in for the night. A moderate fire burned in the hearth. Mortimer sipped slowly at his tea, watching Trois read in the chair across from him over the cup’s rim. Lowering the ornate vessel from his lips, he began tapping his fingers against the rim, quietly but pointedly.

After several minutes he let out a long sigh.

“Trois,” He began hesitantly. “May I ask for your opinion... or, ah, rather assistance with something?”

[ode-of-odr-archive]

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“First of all, that bastard had it coming and I am beyond tired of this Game everyone keeps talking about. He had it coming and he should be thankful I let him keep both his legs and his tongue in his mouth!”