#deadpansharker

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Randy and Mord, secret agent AU

Mord is going well past the speed limit, and they don’t care, their civilain identity has been compromised and the precious man unfortunate enough to fall in love with it is going to pay the price. The agent parks and flies out of the car through the open doorway, expecting to find Randy’s body sprawled out on the floor... and instead finds Randy hovering over a body, soaked in blood and more determined looking than he’s ever been. “Hey Mord,” He gasps, grinning awkwardly, “So uh, hypothetically, how pissed might you be if I told you S.H.I.E.L.D. sent me to protect you while you bust this case...?”

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Good point. *Oh yeah, they’ll just casually take out a cigarette of their own and uses Duchess’ to light it up. Mord lets out a wheezy laugh at her offer.* Eeeh, I dunno. It might be too dull for ya, and I’m not sure you can keep up my pace, kiddo.

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*The cigarette lighting is a familiar gesture. Duchess takes another drag, and snorts with amusement.*

I was keepin’ up with you just fine when I was fourteen, ya geezer. Don’t think I’d have any trouble now.

*Shes hardly even trying to hide her eagerness now.*

It’d be almost like old times.

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Have you ever gotten fifty Sunset Sasparilla Star Bottle Caps? *clinks a bag of caps* Because I do. B]

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The fuck you get those for, old man.

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deadpansharker replied to your post:

Legion and NCR aren’t the only ones hating each other you know. There’s the Khans, The Jackals, The Vipers, The Kings, The Fiends…heck, everyone hates NCR, right?

Well duh.

Nobody should fuck a Legion asshole under any circumstances.

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Okay, but what happens if both guys are actually from opposing factions and try to kill each other on sight if I'd wanna fuck 'em both? This is a rhetorical question, I don't think I've got the patience to keep two punks in line.

BT

First of all I'd question just who exactly you're hangin' out with.

But hey, what they don't know won't kill 'em. Keepin' that shit separate can't be too hard.

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ooc: I see Willie has the Big Brained perk. Does it mean she had her brain removed at the Big MT and then had to get it back?

8)))))

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Does Willie have an opinion about the NCR-Legion-Vegas conundrum?

She does!

Willie knows enough about the Legion to know they're bad news. I wouldn't be surprised if she's seen some of the communities she helped out in her Follower days fall to them. She'd definitely never want to see them take over the region.

However, she's not a big fan of the NCR either. She's always very much agreed with the Followers ideals about self sustainable communities and is against the NCR's thinking that, in order to "protect" the people of the wasteland, they need to be absorbed into the republic. Going back to her Follower days, she probably saw communities taken under NCR control and then not get the help they were promised. So she'd not be happy with the NCR controlling the Mojave either.

She doesn't know a great deal about Mr House, as I doubt she's been on the Strip. She's very interested in his robots, though, and may have tried to discreetly examine them when she's been in Freeside. That said, she's not really a fan of any system where one person is set up as a leader, and she doesn't like how Freeside has basically been left to rot while the rich get to party it up on the Strip. Still, an independent Vegas is better than either other option in her eyes.

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but pot brownie jokes aside, I welcome the willie with wide open arms

I'm glad :')