#deadplatekin

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You know, I've found that sense regaining my sense of taste, I've become quite picky. I thought a lot of my preferences before were because I hated all food, and while that's partly true, I also have very poor sensory issues. If something smells too strongly, it makes my head ache and I can't eat it at all. If the texture is... off, I can't even think about it without gagging. If it's not flavorful enough I'll... well, I won't throw up, but I'll be quite disappointed. I've gone this long without taste, why would I eat bland foods willingly now?

Sincerely and Dearly,

A Vincent Charbonneau who just finished throwing up his breakfast♡

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i still cant even be NEAR a kitchen. the last time i tried making toast, it was burnt in the center.. like, actively on fire…..

i think im just cursed at this point, haha

-rody, dead plate (i should really think of an original signoff soon)

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canonsickness.. okay! i miss my bike :(

-rody

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I found out today that one of the creator approved alternate endings to Dead Plate in the official artbook would have been Rody getting himself together, marrying Manon, getting a new job working with her parents and having a daughter, while I just... existed in their vicinity, bitter and exhausted.

I don't like this at all. In that universe it looks like I would only be hanging around that family because Manon wanted me there as a family friend and I would use it as an excuse to stay at Rody's side despite everything, but I looked... even more pathetic than I did in my own canon. I even became a bit of an alcoholic despite being very lightweight, and I was always left with the baby like some kind of uncle/babysitter. It seems like in every universe I can't ever be satisfied; even my beloved bistro stops being enough for me when Rody shows up, shows me what love is like, then runs after Manon and leaves me more empty than I was before.

I hate that ending vraiment, and honestly I've not been in a decent mindset since reading it. I thought that things might have worked out better in my canon if I hadn't killed Manon and if I hadn't killed Rody as well once he started figuring out what I did to her. Évidemment, non, I'm fated to either die horribly or live in misery no matter which way things work out.

I absolutely hate this entire thing and I want to complain to the manager of life.

~ Vincent Charbonneau (Dead Plate)

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TW: Cannibalism, unusual food habits

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It is... exhausting kinning Vincent Charbonneau. There, I said it. Sérieusement, no one in the fandom has enough media literacy to understand that I am more than a cannibalistic yandere for Rody, and it frustrates me to no end.

I cared about Rody in... some way. Something between romantic feelings and a generalised obsession because of my plan, I'll admit, but it's not my entire character. My purpose was never to chase after a redhead plouc who was too hung up over his old 'petite amie' to ever take care of himself. I just wanted to taste again. I wanted to be able to 'cook with love', as all those critics put it. I wanted to be able to experience something beyond the sickening cycle that I had fallen into of making exquisite meals for everyone else, and yet being unable to eat anything myself beyond pathetic liquidised foods and fucking lemons. If the only way I conceived to do that was to feed Manon to Rody then eat him, then que sera sera. Desperation makes a person do unusual things, I guess. I did have second thoughts once I truly began to get to know Rody, but at that point Manon was already a steak and I couldn't exactly turn back, so I had to carry my plan to fruition, didn't I?

Honestly? I'm sure most of the people who claim to be the 'No.1 Vincent Fan' probably don't know the real reason why I cut my hair after leaving université. They simply want fodder for their yaoi obsession or latest simping spree, no doubt, and I'm here caught in the crossfire.

As much as I want to pretend like I'm shocked at the rampant mischaracterisation that prevails, I also remember how disappointing the fandoms of multiple of my other medias are in the same respect.

Also, I want my kitchen back. At least there, people still listened to me... *sigh* ...At least now I can taste things, I guess.

Il y a au moins un point positif dans ma situation, je suppose...

~ Vincent Charbonneau (Dead Plate)

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Not a specific Canon Nope, but I will say I hate the side that treats Rody like an uwu little babyee♡♡ when he's a grown ass man like myself. Anybody who ignores Manon as well, Manon is a wonderful woman and if her murderer can see that easier than the fandom then I must say there is a problem here.

Going with that, the interpretation that I hate Manon is wrong entirely. Not even supported by canon I believe. Maybe you could make an argument for it, but I enjoyed my time spent with her as much as I did any other acquaintance. Even if I never had romantic feelings like she had for me, she was pleasant.

-Vincent Charbonneau

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I understand another Dead Plate kin has done the smells ask game already, which reminded me to join in.

I died in my fire, but I understand if I hadn't I would've lost my sense of smell, per the creators drawings of the hypothetical scenario. This makes me quite sad, as the only way I could "taste" my cooking was via smell, texture, and chemical reaction. :(. <- that fellow there is me if I had lost my sense of taste.

Of course, the basic answer for this question is lemons, but it's my number one. It was the smell of my favorite meal of the week, the smell of my favorite food, the smell of Rody's cologne, it was my favorite all in all. ♡. I still enjoy making lemonade or lemon themed dishes, the smell pleases me immensely. Unfortunately, artifical lemons do not do the job in either taste or smell. I prefer the real deal.

Of course, ash, smoke, iron, etcetera bring back poor memories I'd prefer to leave alone.

Manon smelled of strawberries, her favorite, however I'm not to fond of strawberries if I'm entirely honest (unrelated to her). Anyways, the smell of a fruity perfume reminds me of her.

And as I was a chef, if you didn't know, the smell of most seasonings or dishes bring me back as they're being cooked. It's quite usually pleasant. I liked to associate people to foods, so each dishes smell reminds me of some people.

Sincerly,

Vincent Charbonneau

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Being fictionkin is so ridiculous because what do you mean Tsukasa Yugi from hit anime Toilet Bound Hanako-kun is friends/twins with Vincent Charbonneau from Dead Plate??

To be fair, we met when I was in a Hanako-kun kinshift but it's still so funny to me how random this friendship pairing we've formed is. Only in the world of fictionkinning...

~ Vincent Charbonneau (Dead Plate)

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