Good Mercs Never Die.
Televisions across the globe suddenly were met with static. Those who did not have a television found that a hologram randomly appeared before them. Standing there was none other than the one....the only....Deadpool?
He motioned with his hands at the viewer, forming fingerguns. He then laughed, "Well hello there to everyone watching! It is....the wonderful merc with the mouth here to say I'm not dead! Great right?"
[Well...you were sort of dead. Just not dead. Wait...I'm confused.], Said the yellow text box that actually were visible for once. Because technology.
Yes. We're alive. I wish you were dead, but that goes without saying., Said the white text box.
"You two shush. Anyway, I'm here to let you all know that I'm back and wanting to hang out. Call me. Come knock on my door. Leave your house unlocked. Send your daughters to the mall. Leave a few chimichangas out all by their lonesome. I'll come calling. I promise. Do it. I'm lonely."
And just like that....everyone was returned to their regularly scheduled programs.