#deadpool talks

[chuchucharlie]

Pancakes and waffles are overrated.

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Headcanon alert!OOC

Hello everyone,

Firstly I want to thank you all personally for allowing me to dip my feet into your world. So much creativity and genuine enjoyment and I hope to have just as much fun.

I know I’ve been hitting a lot of you hard with Deadpool antics. This character doesn’t come without its downsides, and one major downside I feel will affect people’s mentality is the following below.

Wade, in the Deadpool 1997 series, remembers vividly the experimentation he suffered in weapon x’s hospice care program (the dead pool) I think of it as like a core memory.

So mentions of capture, imprisonment, experimentation, triggers a thought, and with Wade’s sanity being all kinds of wack, sometimes those triggers turn into a rage, or scared, psychotic episode… And sometimes it does nothing at all… And sometimes he’ll be kinky about it…. It’s pure wild card.

I want to mention it because Wade’s back and forth, loves you but then hates you personality can be taxing, so if I’m ever being too much use some kind of safe word so I know to back off.

It can get manipulative. It is abusive. It probably won’t change much with development.

More Headcanons

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Deadpool Rants

"No one should see me naked. That's why my best friend, maid, cook, and prisoner *a-hem* I mean friend, is blind. You don't think I don't know what I look like under this mask. People dab my face thinking I'm a very greasy slice of cheese pizza, you know the kind I'm talking about.. triple bypass surgery here I come.."

"And I know what you must be thinking. Does it stop me from getting lucky, the answer is no... chicks dig the suit... middle-management sweater vest grumps dig the suit. I hire my own turndown service as a courtesy to the multitudes of genitals I fondle on any given day."

[deadpoolmerchandise]

pssssstttt

get pointed at

"You and I both know those are fighting words little Speedo Torpedo, which means you have two options."

"Are ya gonna thumb wrestle me with your right hand or left hand?! Bet you're wonderin' now which hand I use most, Ha! I'll never tell, but I'd be happy to demonstrate."

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Where did you come from

"Well my cinematic Hollywood persona Ryan Renolds would have you believe that I was an anal birth. Honestly how can I correct him, he's just so darn cute... the stupid ones always are, ahhh Ryan... Let's get one thing right though, between you and me I was s@#t out first! So I should be asking you that question home slice, an' you better start talking before I start countin' down my bullets."

[deadpoolmerchandise]

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Why are you entertaining the local old drunks?

"You mean the walking tax-payer money wasting nobodies no one cares about? I wouldn't call what I do nice... Misery loves company, and I love being the enabler of a bad habit. Heard of the expression kill them with kindness? Well... what is kinder than making sure they are constantly supplied with the vice of their choosing. It's sure a swifter death than them having to support their habit out of pocket. Face it sugar, I'm a saint."

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Deadpool (1997) Issue #3

“Smashterbating hits a little different when the Hulk hands are attached to the rest of thee ol’ jolly green booger.”

[dream-dyke]

"is it burnt crust?" "God I hope not."