Nov 20, 2024
"What's a red and black, second best next to America's ass, wittily quipped, not sexy under the mask, man gotta do for some attention around here!! I'm dying!"
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"What's a red and black, second best next to America's ass, wittily quipped, not sexy under the mask, man gotta do for some attention around here!! I'm dying!"
Search and Destroy
@deadpoolmerchandise
The best part of being in war zones is the unaccounted deaths no one bothers to investigate. It's not as fun, killing that is, when there's no one around to care, but the blood on his hands feel the same anyway.
Victor Creed was in the middle of some desolate city that probably ends with a y. There was no point in memorizing where he was planning on not staying for long. A light breeze stirred the air and he took in a deep breath. "Around here some where...." He huffed to himself and turned the corner of a building. Eyes adjusting to the light change, Creed took in his surroundings; an open manhole cover, overflowing garbage bin, the scent of his target... or maybe that was just garbage. He continued slowly forward in silence, eyes glinting gold in the night as he looked around carefully for his prey.
Deadpool Diary
"So we've been gone a few years, but I never expected interaction to be this... slow.."
"Perhaps you may be wondering how accessible of a Deadpool I really am. *snort* I'd do anything for money, or a chimichanga, but @#$% those klondike bars!... like mint took a shot to the head and got stuck a drooling vegetable...yuck."
Deadpool (2010) Issues 19-21 ‘Whatever a spider can parts 1-3
“It’s been kind of hot seeing how easy Spider-man can manhandle me. Take us on a date first ya rube!”
Cable & Deadpool (2007) Issue #36
“SWEET VALIDATION!”
Deadpool (1997) Issue #27
Ugh…happy fucking birthday Wade.
@ohfckitscable
“H-HOOooolllyyy s!$t. You’re here too? Some adorable puppeteer chose to be you on this platform? Where have you been hiding my cybernetic gordita, tell me how much you miss me…. Of course thank you for remembering my birthday, I only reminded you constantly whenever we’re together but that’s not the most important part of our team-up, or the most fun.”
"Hello again, it's me Deadpool, the one your world revolves around back again to remind you that I take attention in all forms. I'm more fun to talk to than your therapist. I know dropping me a line will be the most important cherry you'll ever pop."