Imagine getting annoyed with Cable because he took your kill and telling your brother Wade that you and Cable have sex.
You were fuming the metal armed man had pushed you out of way and taken away your kill.
“I swear next time you pull me away from the line of fire I will kick your ass,” you say to Cable.
“I swear next time I see be in front of the line of fire I’m going to tell your brother all the amazing times I’ve been inside you,” says Cable with a smirk.
“I don’t see how that’ll affect me, it actually quite the opposite he might just kick you ass and get you off my back,” you say.
Cable still held that smirk and says, “That sweet.”
“Go fuck yourself,” you say leaving the man at the entrance of the X-mansion.
In that moment you swore to yourself that you were going to do exactly what he threatened to say to Wade. Petty, of course but necessary. You walked into the kitchen where Wade your brother was sitting eating a protein bar that you assumed Colossus had given. You decided to spill the beans on your nightly activities with the grumpy man who was following you.
“Hey Wade, guess what, Cable and I have been fucking,” you say.
Wade in his Deadpool suit turns and looks at the man behind you.
“What the fuck, Cable, my sister is off limits you just broke the bro code,” says Wade.
You smirk and turn to look at Cable who is frowning at her. He had only been joking with you about telling you brother.
“Yeah, I’ sure he wants to share some of the things he likes,” you say poking the fire.
“(Y/N), this is an inappropriate topic to talk about with other people,” reasons Colossus.
“Don’t worry Colossus, I was just about leave,” you say.
You go to your room and change out of your stealth suit into something baggier. Maybe you overreacted and you should have kept your sex life a secrete from your brother, but this was to teach Cable a lesson. What lesson? You had no fucking idea you were to annoyed to think. After a couple of hours, you heard a know on your door and you know it was Cable. You open the door to see Cable with a black eye.
“I hope your happy,” says Cable.
“I hope you learned to not take my kill,” you say.
“Drop the attitude, you had your fun, you should have stayed and seen the fight that went on,” say Cable.
“I told you he would kick your ass,” you say.
Cable looked you over but said nothing and just sat on you bed. You shrug and go back to watching Schitts Creek. You were interrupted again by a knock on you door again.
You groan but say, “Come in.”
It was Wade.
“Look this was a surprise to both me and Colossus but I think both of you are good together,” says Wade.
“What?” you asked Wade.
“Well he took the punches with honor I guess. He told me what happened. Next time don’t tell me when you guys are fucking. Your my sister and I don’t to know what you do with whoever,” says Wade.
Cable stands up and shake Wade hand. You roll your eyes at the two men and go back to your show. Wade leaves and Cable starts to take off his shit and shoes. He sits closer to you.
“I’m sorry I took your kill, it’s just I got nervous that the fucker would shoot you,” says Cable.
“I know, just try not to do it again,” you say.
Cable lays next to you and kisses your cheek.
“I’m sorry for embarrassing you,” you say.
“I’m glad you told the fucker, just don’t tell people what we do amongst ourselves,” he says.
“Can’t promise you I won’t bring it up to annoy the shit out of Wade,” you say.
You lean in and kiss Cable properly and you both start to make out ignoring the show you were watching completely.