#deadsplash post

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[lunarclan]

[lunarclan]

[lunarclan]

Current record holder for “Most known biological offspring” is Deadsplash, defeating Nighttail and his deceased ex, Mapleshine by merely Riverkit’s second head; a grand total of 7-and-a-bit.

Ironically, this is the very cat who has expressed fear of parenthood on several occasions.

[lunarclan]

Coyotekit: "nobody gave me the blog password.... nobody alive anyway. but I'm here to make some memes"

"hahahahahhaha look at this, #swag"

[lunarclan]

Deadsplash: "you know, once I visited StarClan... I saw Voltpaw, she was an apprentice when I was. She told me "don't be a butt, you butt" and then she was gone..."

[lunarclan]

as of today, Deadsplash is the first cat to ever have HIMSELF listed in his relations